Man's cockroach-in-the-ear agony down under

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A man in Australia endured a painful hospital visit after a large cockroach burrowed into his ear and his efforts to suck it out with a vacuum cleaner failed.

Darwin-based Hendrik Helmer's ordeal began in the early hours of Wednesday morning when he was woken by a sharp pain in his right ear, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation said.

"I was hoping it was not a poisonous spider... I was hoping it didn't bite me," he said, adding that as the pain got worse he tried to suck the insect out with a vacuum cleaner before squirting water in his ear.

"Whatever was in my ear didn't like it at all," he told the broadcaster Friday.

With the pain becoming excruciating, his flatmate rushed him to hospital where a doctor put oil down the ear canal.

This only forced the two centimetre (0.8 inch) roach to crawl in deeper, before it eventually began to die.

"Near the 10 minute mark ... somewhere about there, he started to stop burrowing but he was still in the throes of death twitching," said Helmer.

At that point the doctor put forceps into his ear and pulled out the cockroach.

"She (the doctor) said, 'You know how I said a little cockroach, that may have been an underestimate'," he said.

"They said they had never pulled an insect this large out of someone's ear."

Helmer told ABC he would not be taking any added precautions when sleeping, although friends of his said they were so perturbed by his experience that they had begun going to bed with headphones on.


Source : Sapa-AFP /ma
Date : 10 Jan 2014 06:59
 
This happened to my dad at the natal south coast years ago when we were on holiday as a family. He woke us all up with his screaming.
Fortunately my mom had the foresight to pour oil down his ear and the thing came out, but my dad said it was the worst pain he ever endured.
 
Probably cleaned his ears too much :P

Isnt that what ear wax is for? To prevent things crawling up there?
 
I've had a moth fly into my ear for the night.
It's really not a nice experience.
Hurts like hell but you can hear the thing screaming in your ear as it dies.

The doctor eventually syringed it out.
I was pretty surprised how small it was for so much pain.
 
I've had a moth fly into my ear for the night.
It's really not a nice experience.
Hurts like hell but you can hear the thing screaming in your ear as it dies.

I think that would be the worst part of it for me, hearing this thing buzzing in your ear.
 
I had a little beetle fly into my eye. I made the mistake of rubbing my eye, thinking it was a piece of dust (it was windy) until I became aware of this movement in my peripheral vision, went to the mirror and saw the ass of this bug with it's legs twitching in that space between my eyelids near my nose arch. Managed to pry it out with two matchsticks, I ***'d off a bit cos I was worried it would get behind my eye.
 
Imagine smothering a small child.

:twisted:

It sounds like a high pitched wining.
The way I'd imagine a mouse would sound if it was screaming.
 
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I now have a new phobia!
And its more likely than nasal myiasis! (Don't Google it. Don't look at the youtube clips! You will be scarred for life.)

Ever since I was a child I've had a phobia about insects crawling into my ears and burrowing into my brain. Worst possible thing I can imagine.
 
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