Mate, a wombat raped me

[Cara]

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_2295677,00.html

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.

Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.

 

[semiautomatix]

Um...

W..

T..

F..

So not only in the USA?

 

[Telkomisaloser]

...

Can't think of what to say...

 

[chiskop]

Excellent story in every respect.

Worthwhile reading the full article for more laughs.

 

[Surv0]

hahaha
goto love the kiwis

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know,"

what class, this article made my friday

 

[Alan]

I'm crying damit

 

[dominic]

lol

he should probably wear skimpy clothing around some bad sheep if he wants to go back to speaking like a new zealander

 

[HavocXphere]

Maybe its to scare off all the new SA immigrants?

 

[Lino]

Gotta say thats the best news article I think I have ever read

 

[Ady]

Can you beleive the NZ police take this seriously. Imagine pulling this off here.

10111
Eehh hello,
you wat,
womat,
whats that?
A van will be dispatched to you soon.

Ofcourse the police van will never arrive cause the station doesn't have one that works.

 

[killadoob]

wombat sex FTW

 

[xrapidx]

ROFL...classic.

 

[daveza]

Does it mention the age of the wombat, - we may be looking at a wombophile here !

Wombophilia .... must add that to my spellcheck list.

 

[Ninja'd]

Dafuq?

 

[Azbubu]

Dafuq?

What were you searching for to come across this?

 

[WaxLyrical]

Wombat sh/t crazy if you ask me.

 

[LazyLion]

What were you searching for to come across this?

wombat rape

 

[Ninja'd]

What were you searching for to come across this?

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