Men, do you need a condom-fitting?

ShaunSA said:
I will of course volunteer to take erm "measurements" to prove your claim :D:p
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lol. Trust me on this one! When I feel intimidated when playing with one....then you must know. It is a monster! lol. Can do serious damage to a manberry if you ask me....even to a vajayjay if not careful! haha.
 
ocleroux said:
lol. Trust me on this one! When I feel intimidated when playing with one....then you must know. It is a monster! lol. Can do serious damage to a manberry if you ask me....even to a vajayjay if not careful! haha.
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pffft, chicken :p

Synthetic_Darkness said:
Where do they sell different sized condoms? I have never ever seen them? Only sold in dodgy Hustler shops or what?
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Nah, I remember buying from an average chemist even
 
Mephisto_Helix said:
pffft, chicken :p
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lol. Says the man that would most likely burst into tears if that had to slide up his bum! I have to admit...I do see it as a bit of a challenge....but so far have not had the courage to take it on. We are planning on getting together for a visit again this December. Who knows. I wonder if hospitals rents out wheel chairs by the day? lol
 
Synthetic_Darkness said:
@Mike Hoxbig: Yeah I know about the king size condoms, but I see on the original website, they made condoms in like 7 sizes. Do we get that kinda thing?
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not that i know of, i think we get the standard small, average and xl
 
Imagine going into a store and asking for the x-small condoms :p

I was in-line at the BP store a couple of weeks ago, and the guy in-front of me had a hard enough time just asking for condoms.
 
xrapidx said:
Imagine going into a store and asking for the x-small condoms :p

I was in-line at the BP store a couple of weeks ago, and the guy in-front of me had a hard enough time just asking for condoms.
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firstly, i misread that...and was disturbed :(
second, i remember having that feeling when i was younger, i could never just buy condoms, i had to buy a coke or something else at the same time.
I never know why the stick the condoms behind the counters like that.
 
xrapidx said:
Imagine going into a store and asking for the x-small condoms :p

I was in-line at the BP store a couple of weeks ago, and the guy in-front of me had a hard enough time just asking for condoms.
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Attendants at my local garage like to ask "Which one's? Ribbed, smooth, flavored" And proceeds to read out the whole range they have available. :D
 
tau1z said:
firstly, i misread that...and was disturbed :(
second, i remember having that feeling when i was younger, i could never just buy condoms, i had to buy a coke or something else at the same time.
I never know why the stick the condoms behind the counters like that.
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So that the embarrassed guys don't steal them :p
 
I always used to buy something else as well. But suff it, no I walk up to the counter in a full shop and ask them "Howzit, can I get a pack of those black ones and some ribbed". People's faces freak out.
 
Synthetic_Darkness said:
I always used to buy something else as well. But suff it, no I walk up to the counter in a full shop and ask them "Howzit, can I get a pack of those black ones and some ribbed". People's faces freak out.
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I tend to find that the fancier ones reduce sensitivity, and always revert back to Bareback.
 
Mine would be a little longer it just were straight. Mine is as crooked as a banana.
 
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