Michael Jackson dies

Example:(Submitted via email, April 2005)
Excerpt from email forward:

Subject: SHOCKING NEWS

SANTA BARBARA, CA-During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday. "Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who-or what-has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."


And many more.

That comes from the ONION: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940
... the place you go to when you want to :D
 
Michael Jackson Just Passed Away

Just heard that Michael Jackson has passed away. Don't have details or a link but apparently it's true
 
The Bbc link only speculates about it. MSNNBC says he be dead. Lotsa pissed off fans for the UK tour then.

If he be gone, then this"Was it." as the tour was aptly named.
 
Been reported across all the news channels, Sky, CNN, Fox, BBC are all running the story.
 
Beyond Shocked! If you think Thriller was the best-selling album ever... Let's just say this is a bigger deal than Elvis Presley's death.
 
Small boys worldwide can sleep peacefully tonight for the first time in 50 years...
 
Example:(Submitted via email, April 2005)
Excerpt from email forward:

Subject: SHOCKING NEWS

SANTA BARBARA, CA-During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday. "Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who-or what-has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."


And many more.

You realise this is an excerpt from an Onion article, right? You boob.
 
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