My gf is weird?

She loves me and only me and will even tattoo my name on her ass if i asked her to.I think I will pop her cherry but When she comes over to my place .;)Just don't wanna hurt her feelings.Maybe make her dump me but only after I hit it :P
 
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I will never fall inlove with a chick that been around the block thats humiliating u been all in love and another dude laughing at u cuz he tapped that ass before and so have his buddies.
 
I will never fall inlove with a chick that been around the block thats humiliating u been all in love and another dude laughing at u cuz he tapped that ass before and so have his buddies.

so heres your opportunity to be "that dude" go for it!
 
Tamerlane for one....

I'm still decided who else deserves the label at this point in time.
 
I will never fall inlove with a chick that been around the block thats humiliating u been all in love and another dude laughing at u cuz he tapped that ass before and so have his buddies.

most have already been tapped...and they will even lie and say they haven't. if you gonna tap it, you rather live with it because its difficult to find someone with a clean sheet ;) ..... in short, dont knob it if you dont want it :D
 
She loves me and only me and will even tattoo my name on her ass if i asked her to.I think I will pop her cherry but When she comes over to my place .;)Just don't wanna hurt her feelings.Maybe make her dump me but only after I hit it :P

I will never fall inlove with a chick that been around the block thats humiliating u been all in love and another dude laughing at u cuz he tapped that ass before and so have his buddies.

bwhahahahahahahaha!!! :D

You are going to fail so hard.
 
4th must be some anal lovin and the 5th well they did not even explain that in the movie if i recall :D.

What movie was it again pornstar?

5th-base wasn't in that movie, I came up with that myself. Yet to be patented, coming soon to a DIY store near you! :D
 
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