My Impending Heart Attack!

Mortymoose

Mortymoose

Honorary Master
Joined
May 26, 2013
Messages
13,616
Reaction score
11,760
Location
In the Namibian desert...
Ok! So some of you know me from my earlier postings....

For those that do not....

I weight a comfortable 139.7 kg on the scale this morning...

As always, every morning, I head off to the local swimming pool and swim for 35 minutes in water that is between 14-16 degrees...

This morning, I pushed myself as there was another body builder dude attempting to keep up,

5 minutes after finishing my swim, I was at the local pharmacy collecting my repeat gout medication...

Spoke to both pharmacists less than 30 seconds each....

Went back to work...

Head Office summons me to her fortress, er, uhm Office.... with a concerned look on her face she starts off....

"I have a problem, I am seriously worried.....". I flinch, wondering what poor employee I am about to fire....

"The problem is you.." , she continues..... "How are you feeling? I am worried about you? "

I go into mind feck? "whats going on here" , I wonder to myself...

Turns out after I had left the pharmacy, the pharmacists had an impromptu discussion on how sickly I looked.... My face looked ashen, pale, ..... "that's the sign that you have a heart problems", they told head Office..... " He better go and see his doc before it's too late"


"WOW!" , I thought to myself, I wonder how they would look after swimming 35 minutes in a freezing pool...

On the other hand, it is reassuring that your local medical folk are looking out after your best interests...

I feel great today, especially after that awesome swim......

Now about that prostate cancer I have been feeling for the last 16 months.....

:)

If ain't posting next week, I more than likely have kicked the bucker.... Auf Wedersen Pet!
 
Your pharmacist is in the wrong line of work. I pay my cardiologist R4k+ a year for a 45min check up, which seems your pharmacist can do just by looking at you :wtf:
 
How do the pharmacists tell head office that you look sick, im confused.
 
Well at least you know head office is in no hurry for you to kick the bucket :p
 
Batista said:
How do the pharmacists tell head office that you look sick, im confused.
Click to expand...

You need to understand Head Office in his context.

Think government.
SWAMBO
Minister of Home Affairs
Minister of EVERYTHING
etc ;)
 
I tell you what, I shall make an appointment with my doc next week, get a general chekup, keep everyone happy, last time , I had no cholesterol or blood pressure problems, this really pissed my two brothers off , who are full of ailments and thinner than me....

Only fault, I have high purine levels.....
 
Should simply have ridden the wave with a 'come to think of it I don't feel so well today' & scored a day off ..
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top
Sign up to the MyBroadband newsletter
X