My tenant is a screamer

rubytox

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Ok, so do you wanna get rid of the screaming in ecstasy or the guy doing the moaning about it ?

I don't really care. They're both paying and I don't have to listen to it.
She is a tigress and few men can miss her oozing pheromones. Eye candy.
If at all possible then I am just going to leave it at that and see if the other tenant complains again. Frankly, I think he's a bit jealous because he's not part of the action.
 

Crowley

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I don't really care. They're both paying and I don't have to listen to it.
She is a tigress and few men can miss her oozing pheromones. Eye candy.
If at all possible then I am just going to leave it at that and see if the other tenant complains again. Frankly, I think he's a bit jealous because he's not part of the action.

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azbob

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Where the hell does it say she has a husband?

Perhaps he's impyling that she's cheating and if her husband were to find out, he would shut her up, for good. Arthur knows how to control his women.
 

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Screaming in ecstasy seems to be what floats her boat.

The problem is that I have 2 tenants on the same property and the other tenant is complaining about the noise, especially late at night.

Tell the complaining tenant to cut down on foreplay, then the screaming tenant won't get so excited.
 

akescpt

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tell her the neighbour wants to join so she needs to keep it down....if everything works out he will be sorted as well.
 

grok

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Introduce her to the pleasures of bondage .. buy her one of those ball-gag thingies.
 

bassplayer

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Screaming in ecstasy seems to be what floats her boat.

The problem is that I have 2 tenants on the same property and the other tenant is complaining about the noise, especially late at night.

I have to do something about it but seriously, who wants to ask a tenant to turn down her expressive sexual delight? Personally I think it is quite sexy.

Try get the other tenant to join her. Win/Win situation.
 

InternetSwag

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Sorry OP, I'll try to get her to calm down. It's just a talent of mine that sometimes gets out of hand.
 

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Screaming in ecstasy seems to be what floats her boat.

The problem is that I have 2 tenants on the same property and the other tenant is complaining about the noise, especially late at night.

I have to do something about it but seriously, who wants to ask a tenant to turn down her expressive sexual delight? Personally I think it is quite sexy.

Next time she screams just walk up to her door and scream just outside. She will probably feel so awkward she'll never have sex again.
 

rubytox

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Next time she screams just walk up to her door and scream just outside. She will probably feel so awkward she'll never have sex again.

What are the chances that she will hear it? In the heat of passion, the world tends to stop turning on its axis.
 

RiaX

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make dinner at your place invite the oke moaning and the screaming lady and get him to make her scream. You get rent from both, they stay happy and you dont have to give a damn :p
 
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