MyBB Manly Contest

I wanted to nominate myself but my missus threatened to beat me if i did :(
 
fivelza
antithesis
cerebus
chiskop
lancelotsa
tial
and what the hell, gru
 
BCO said:
What makes these guys "manly men," dappled?
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They all come across as being quietly strong in strength of mind and character, without masks of hot-air fluff, overt boisterousness, or contrived political correctness. Rarely have I seen any of them get involved in e-penis competitions. It's manly to be confident enough to never have to do the e-penis thing.
 
Pitbull said:
I think manlyness should be measured as:

1. Do you own a Bike - yep
2. Did you ever crash said bike or any other
- yep. Again last night when the tyre burst.
3. Have you ever broken a bone
- yeah
4. Have you ever broken a bone fighting
- want pics of my hands?
5. Do you own a Bakkie
- colt tdi
6. Do you have plenty of scars which all has a tale to tell.
- probably more than any mybb member.
7. Do you drink Beer (Real beer)
- fsck off. Real men drink whisky. Neat.
8. Have you ever had more than one partner at any given time - never felt the need to compensate...
9. Do you feel comfortable showering in an open shower (Like at a Gym) - no. People stare at my scars
10. Do you have kids
- allegedly
11. Do you have a beard (no matter how short.) - yeah.
12. Are you a mechanic - not qualified.
13. Do you drink milk straight from the bottle in the fridge
- missus says i'm disgusting when she catches me doing it.
14. Do you leave your clothes on the Bathroom floor
- guilty
15. Do you drive with your one elbow out the car summer or winter
. - My bakkie as well

I'll try and think of more :D
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Ps. My missus told me what to say
 
dappled said:
They all come across as being quietly strong in strength of mind and character, without masks of hot-air fluff, overt boisterousness, or contrived political correctness.
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But hot-air fluff, overt boisterousness is what makes a man a man!


*beats chest while farting*
 
dappled said:
fivelza
antithesis
cerebus
chiskop
lancelotsa
tial
and what the hell, gru
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Lancelotsa tends to have a few to many hissy fits IMO

Snotkoppie's dome does not make him a man ffs :mad:
 
/measures e-penis. I win.

So let me get this straight - I am supposedly Danny K with a beer gut, pack-a-day-addiction and walk around with a hunting rifle shooting English abusers? What an interesting thread...
 
DJ... said:
/measures e-penis. I win.

So let me get this straight - I am supposedly Danny K with a beer gut, pack-a-day-addiction and walk around with a hunting rifle shooting English abusers? What an interesting thread...
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Amazing how a thread about manliness revolved around you without any input from your side. Does that make you the winner? :confused:
 
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