Natural Laxatives?

Positively Negative said:
Wow this made me remember a story a friend told me about 'Jamal'.
Haha he said in high school his friends pranked a few guys by buying them a pizza and sprinking Jamal on it. The guy was apparently parked on the toilet for almost 3 days. He thought he was honestly going to die and even requested for his parents to write his will out.I'l consider it as a last resort. :D
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Yeah we jamaled one of our coloured buddies in school 'cos he thought that people exaggerated about how strong it is. We put a seed went into his lunch, and halfway through English class after lunch break, the guy just stood up and ran out. He scaled the fence, ran home and only came to school 3 days later.
 
Black forest tea - you can buy it at Clicks & (I think) Pick n Pay. Make it like a normal cup of tea, but leave the tea bag in to draw for 15 mins.
Tastes horrible, but you can down it - they also now have an apricot flavour that tastes a bit better.
Have a mug in the evening, & everything should work in the morning
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Yeah we jamaled one of our coloured buddies in school 'cos he thought that people exaggerated about how strong it is. We put a seed went into his lunch, and halfway through English class after lunch break, the guy just stood up and ran out. He scaled the fence, ran home and only came to school 3 days later.
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Hahaha :D Wow so that Jamal stuff is not a joke...but damn the stories are funny

Chi Chi said:
Black forest tea - you can buy it at Clicks & (I think) Pick n Pay. Make it like a normal cup of tea, but leave the tea bag in to draw for 15 mins.
Tastes horrible, but you can down it - they also now have an apricot flavour that tastes a bit better.
Have a mug in the evening, & everything should work in the morning
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I did give Black Forest a try. It worked effectively when i really needed some relief but i'm trying to sort out the underlying issue. I bought some duphalac and will give it a go. But yeah Black Forest does the trick for sure... just gives more diarrhea for me than anything else.

Cheers for the tips...il save them and give em a shot.
 
Add "pawpaw pitte" (papaya pits?) to the list of things to try. Cut it open take out pits and swallow, without chewing, about a table spoonful before bed.
 
Being severely lactose intolerant, an ordinary glass of milk is worth 4 or 5 (or more) brooklax tablets :sick:
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
There is an Indian seed called Jamalgota, that is quite deadly. Apparently 4 seeds can kill a human, so half a seed should easily unclog the pipes :D
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From what I know, its a horse laxative.

When I have weet-bix for breakfast, I crap every night otherwise its once in few days. Prunes and grapes work well.
 
I ate a bag of dried apricots one evening while studying for an exam the next day. Had to call in sick in the morning ;)
 
Positively Negative said:
Hahaha :D Wow so that Jamal stuff is not a joke...but damn the stories are funny



I did give Black Forest a try. It worked effectively when i really needed some relief but i'm trying to sort out the underlying issue. I bought some duphalac and will give it a go. But yeah Black Forest does the trick for sure... just gives more diarrhea for me than anything else.

Cheers for the tips...il save them and give em a shot.
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black forest tea contains senna so cannot be used safely long term. useful in place of the movicol as a quick fix.
 
Listen to Malema - Instant poop your pants.
Drive behind a taxi - Also instant kak in jou broek.
 
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