Yeah well, what are you going to run on it with your superior unix based OS ?
The best thing you can do with Apple hardware is load a decent OS on it - like Windows 7 since it supports EFI the BIOS. Loading Vista on it would be less spectacular.
LOL
Well I can get iWork and have a better than MS Office OS.
I can get MS Office for Mac. I can get any of the 5-6 flavours of OpenOffice for Mac.
I can get every Adobe App for the Mac.
I can get Final Cut Studio for Mac.
I can get Shake for Mac.
I can get Logic Pro for Mac.
I can rip DVDs with Handbrake and MacTheRipper.
I can encode MKVs, AVIs, QTs with 3rd party Mac apps.
I can watch DVDs on the DVD player or VLC.
I can burn Bluray or DVD with Toast or FCS or Adobe Production Suite.
I can edit photo in Aperture, Photoshop or GIMP.
I can repair my HDD with Drive Genius and other apps.
I can watch any video file in MPlayer, VLC or QT player.
I can edit music in Logic Pro, Garage Band or Audacity or an Adobe App.
etc ...
You're just ignorant, not my fault in that.