Mike Hoxbig
Honorary Master
If Moses could part the seas, why did Noah need to build an ark? No teamwork FFS...
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It would sink because there are psychical limits to how large you can build a boat out of wood. It would just break apart if it encountered even the slightest external forces.
However you know this already and you're just trolling.
Obviously.
Seeing as Noah could defy physics.
If Moses could part the seas, why did Noah need to build an ark? No teamwork FFS...
20 And Noah builded an altar unto Jehovah, and took of every clean beast, and of every clean bird, and offered burnt-offerings on the altar.
Then when the flood was over, one of each clean animal was put on the braai.
Which left just one animal..... something not right here.
Well they are re-building it in its original dimensions so your engineering doesn't work.
Um, are you just not getting this? whether you believe it or not... that's what the Bible says....
There were seven (7) of each clean animal (animals that were to be used in sacrifice).
7 minus 1 = 6.
So what if it brings more people over to the creationist viewpoint?
What I would take exception to is if someone decided that this shouldn't be allowed to go ahead because it might bring people over to the creationist viewpoint. In the same way I'd take exception to it if someone decided that evolution wasn't allowed to have a display at a museum because it might bring make people believe in evolution.
It's nobodies right to censor the information that people are exposed to just because you don't like the impact it might make on someone else's freedom of opinion (even though this happens all the time).
Let people make up their own damn mind.
If they want to build an ark, then let them build an ark.
Nobody has a problem with them building a replica ark, provided they don't suggest that it proves the ark story.
Fill it with dinosaurs, and birds and beasts, put it on a stormy sea for a year with a handful of people to look after them and then we'll talk.
They can suggest whatever they want.
Of course - oh wait, they already do that.
So what if it brings more people over to the creationist viewpoint?
What I would take exception to is if someone decided that this shouldn't be allowed to go ahead because it might bring people over to the creationist viewpoint. In the same way I'd take exception to it if someone decided that evolution wasn't allowed to have a display at a museum because it might lead to people believing in evolution.
It's nobodies right to censor the information that people are exposed to just because you don't like the impact it might make on someone else's freedom of opinion (even though this happens all the time).
Let people make up their own damn mind.
If they want to build an ark, then let them build an ark.
Of course atheists are allowed to have their museums, which show carcasses of baboons as proof for their bed-time story.
Agreed it is way below his usual standard. Far too obvious.You're such an obvious troll, you should try tone it down at least a little in order to be taken seriously. In terms of trolling you're failing terribly.
Agreed it is way below his usual standard. Far too obvious.
As to the Noah's Ark thing I wonder if he will be building it using the original tools and materials Noah himself had access to and are they going to actually put it into the ocean and test it? THAT would be fun to see.