Observations on the road

Nocturnity

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Over the years I've noticed a few things that really bother me on our roads. For the last month or so I've been commuting with the new bike and it's definitely highlighted a few of these things as you're much more aware of what's going on than you are with the false sense of security a car brings. Herewith my list of dangerous practices that piss me off on the road:

1. Road racers. Especially the souped up golfs and corsas. Those cars were designed many years ago with specific goals. The platforms were not meant to handle a lot of power and/or high speed. The suspension, chassis, brakes and drag all play a part in how a car handles and these little cars are not supposed to be doing what they're doing these days. No ABS, ESP or airbags but they choose to make them go faster. I've seen sooooo many accidents involving these little cars with over-zealous drivers.
2. Dads/moms picking up something their little bundles of joy dropped or adjusting a blanket or diverting their attention to the child for some or other reason. Turning your body causes your steering hand to change angle, which in turn causes your car to drift out of your lane and you don't realize this until you're halfway in the other lane, causing you to tug the steering to get back in your own lane. Pull off the road and fix what you need to fix.
3. People who turn right before turning into a 90 degree left turn. STAY IN YOUR LANE! Decrease your speed if you don't think you're going to make it but don't drift off to the right to change the angle of your entry. The person in the lane next to you may have nowhere to go to give you space.
4. When driving up a hill (Plattekloof, anyone?), if you're driving a 800-1400cc car, do not climb the hill in the right-hand lane. You don't have the power to climb at 120km/h and if you need to slow down for any reason, you REALLY don't have the power to speed up again. This is what causes the backup on the N1 every day.
5. Those little grey old ladies. Everything they do is dangerous. They got their licenses in 1942 when cars couldn't go faster than 20 and there was no traffic, and they apply those driving skills to modern cars in todays traffic conditions. They don't look before they turn, there's usually no indicators, they don't realize how fast other cars are approaching and turn in front of you. Also, they still drive 20km/h. :mad:

I'm sure I'll expand on this topic as the day passes.
 
3. People who turn right before turning into a 90 degree left turn. STAY IN YOUR LANE! Decrease your speed if you don't think you're going to make it but don't drift off to the right to change the angle of your entry. The person in the lane next to you may have nowhere to go to give you space.

This particular point is one I have never understood. Why some drivers have the need to do this is beyond my comprehension. I personally feel drivers should play quake to improve on hand eye cordination, improve concentration and hopefully think quicker while driving.

A point you failed to mention in your accurate post is the indecisive driver. You know the driver who is never sure, hesitates and causes dangerous moments in traffic.

Nice post.
 
If Noc had it his way he'd be the only one driving on the road :p :D

Not at all. I just wish people would pay a little more attention. My ex was driving on the N1 the other day at 11 in the morning and some woman fell asleep behind her and rear-ended her.

I just wish people got rid of the false sense of security they fall into after driving for a few years.

A point you failed to mention in your accurate post is the indecisive driver. You know the driver who is never sure, hesitates and causes dangerous moments in traffic.

This is definitely another of my bugbears. Especially the ones who accelerate to cross an intersection and then suddenly stop. They generally drive across 2 lanes on the highway as well.
 
3. People who turn right before turning into a 90 degree left turn. STAY IN YOUR LANE! Decrease your speed if you don't think you're going to make it but don't drift off to the right to change the angle of your entry. The person in the lane next to you may have nowhere to go to give you space.

This one baffles my mind, you'd swear they think they are driving some 18 wheeler...
 
6. Cell phone users. I can understand being impaired while SMS'ing while driving (which is a bloody stupid thing to do in the first place), but there are many people who cannot talk and drive at the same time! Had some fat bitch in an X6 drift into my lane and then back into hers for no apparent reason so I braked and then overtook looking back to see the silly cow yacking on her cell.

7. People who put their seats back so far that they can just about see out of the rear passenger window. Seriously...WTF? While you're trying to look cool you cannot even see over the steering wheel, let alone see how close the front of your car is to the person in front of you. Yes Golf GTi drivers, I'm referring to you! I realise you have no individuality and have to buy the same kark as the rest of the uninformed masses, but do you all really have to make a concerted effort to all look and drive the same way? (i.e. badly)

8. Emergency lights. They do not give you the right to stop anywhere you please. i.e. the middle of the road while you pick up your mates and then wave for me to go around you which forces me to cross a solid line into oncoming traffic.

9. Taxies. Nuff said.

/rant off :D
 
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6. Cell phone users. I can understand being impaired while SMS'ing while driving (which is a bloody stupid thing to do in the first place), but there are many people who cannot talk and drive at the same time! Had some fat bitch in an X6 drift into my lane and then back into hers for no apparent reason so I braked and then overtook looking back to see the silly cow yacking on her cell.

Aye, forgot to mention this one. Anyone who takes calls important enough to answer while driving should have a handsfree kit/bluetooth kit. Otherwise, pull off the road or don't answer your phone. Idiots!
 
7. People who put their seats back so far that they can just about see out of the rear passenger window. Seriously...WTF? While you're trying to look cool you cannot even see over the steering wheel, let alone see how close the front of your car is to the person in front of you.
Hell yes! I absolutely detest this!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad:
 
6. Cell phone users. I can understand being impaired while SMS'ing while driving (which is a bloody stupid thing to do in the first place), but there are many people who cannot talk and drive at the same time! Had some fat bitch in an X6 drift into my lane and then back into hers for no apparent reason so I braked and then overtook looking back to see the silly cow yacking on her cell.

7. People who put their seats back so far that they can just about see out of the rear passenger window. Seriously...WTF? While you're trying to look cool you cannot even see over the steering wheel, let alone see how close the front of your car is to the person in front of you. Yes Golf GTi drivers, I'm referring to you! I realise you have no individuality and have to buy the same kark as the rest of the uninformed masses, but do you all really have to make a concerted effort to all look and drive the same way? (i.e. badly)

6 - I would like to have a cellphone jammer and jam those users' cell phones :D

7 - Their car need one more thing - an orange on the aerial to make things complete :D
 
people who drives 80 km/h in a 120km/h zone (when it's perfectly safe to drive 120 km/h )

people who smokes and talks on their cellphones whilst driving
 
When I drive I drive slowly ( around 80km/h) in the slow lane on the N1 in Cape Town. I do that not because I want to but because its the only way for me to drive for fuel economy. Nobody wants to give me a chance and people push me and flash me. Sometimes I even get woman who come up behind me and try and push me when the fast lane is clear for them to overtake me.Why don't people want to use the fast lane.
 
When I drive I drive slowly ( around 80km/h) in the slow lane on the N1 in Cape Town. I do that not because I want to but because its the only way for me to drive for fuel economy. Nobody wants to give me a chance and people push me and flash me. Sometimes I even get woman who come up behind me and try and push me when the fast lane is clear for them to overtake me.Why don't people want to use the fast lane.

so ure the idiot!! :p
 
When I drive I drive slowly ( around 80km/h) in the slow lane on the N1 in Cape Town. I do that not because I want to but because its the only way for me to drive for fuel economy. Nobody wants to give me a chance and people push me and flash me. Sometimes I even get woman who come up behind me and try and push me when the fast lane is clear for them to overtake me.Why don't people want to use the fast lane.

You stick to your guns, buddy! You have every right to drive 80 in the slow lane. If people give you a hard time, screw 'em! You're doing nothing wrong! :)

As long as it's the slow lane... ;)
 
And don't forget those who sit on your rear end, sniffing your exhaust fumes like an aroused canine :sick:

There's four things I want to do with buggers like these :

1. (This is the most dangerous) Jam on the brakes and release them. Hopefully the bugger will k@k big time and keep his distance, or he'll rear-end you.

2. Inject some used oil into the exhaust manifold, thereby creating thick smoke. Hopefully when the car starts smoking like mad, the bugger will fall off, increasing the distance. :D

3. A big, inflatable .!.. sign pops out of the boot :D

4. A sharp rod punches a hole into his radiator (done in such a way that it is not visible) :D
 
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