Official Man United Supporters' Thread

[dbecks]

He is my least favourite United player. Rivaled only by Nani.

I understand that and that's your choice, but lets give the guy a chance to fight and maybe work a little harder (Who knows what a consecutive run of games will do for him).

 

[smokey]

I understand that and that's your choice, but lets give the guy a chance to fight and maybe work a little harder (Who knows what a consecutive run of games will do for him).

Inflate his ego to rival Ronaldo's? The biy is being a prat about it from the various news sources I have been reading - better just to keep your head down and work at being selected. He says he wants to do that, but moans all the time... not nice. though I am one for giving chances. Except to Scolari

 

[dbecks]

Inflate his ego to rival Ronaldo's? The biy is being a prat about it from the various news sources I have been reading - better just to keep your head down and work at being selected. He says he wants to do that, but moans all the time... not nice. though I am one for giving chances. Except to Scolari

maybe he did have a fall out, but being played out of position and then being told you not doing enough is a bit harsh!
When he played in MF(the few times he did), he was very impressive (remember his first game against Arsenal; "Fabregas in the back pocket" are the words that come to mind )

 

[dbecks]

FIFA demand gender test for Liverpool’s Torres
By Book Monkey FIFA demand gender test for Liverpool’s Torres thumbnail

Premiership footballer Fernando Torres has been asked to take a gender test to eliminate concerns he is a woman, according to football’s governing body FIFA.

FIFA says it demanded the test three weeks ago amid fears he should not be able to play in the all male’ Premier League.

Michelle Platini, himself a suspected women, said the “extremely complex, difficult” test results were not due for several weeks.

“It will take us a considerable amount of time to check if Mr, or Mrs, Torres does, or does not, have the male sexual reproductive organs.”

“This sort of test cannot be conducted quickly without medical specialists, there are several ways to cheat the traditional ‘cup and cough’ approach.”

Positive

Liverpool Football Club, said that they are “completely sure” that Torres, 25, is a female but felt that she should be entitled to play in the all male league due to her popularity with team-mates Jamie Carragher and Steven Gerrard.

A source at Liverpool said, “Jamie and Stevie have put in hours of hard work on the training ground with Torres and were both on the verge of securing a much sought after date”.

“We would not have signed Torres if she hadn’t been so pretty. She’s so graceful, with her flowing locks and smooth skin.”

“Some our fan base is made up of heterosexual males, and posters of Torres adorn the walls of many those fans”.

Withdrawal

FIFA stated: “If it is proved that Torres is female, she will be withdrawn from all FIFA competitions and matches she was involved with will be forfeited to the opposition.”

The Spanish Foreign Minister, Miguel Angel Moratinos, said “we have no issues with Torres’ gender. We may be filthy racists but you can’t accuse us of sexism”.

He added, “We are however concerned that our Euro 2008 triumph might be written out of the history books because of a technicality”.
http://newsarse.com/2009/08/fifa-demand-gender-test-for-liverpools-torres/

EISH!

 

[smokey]

EISH!

Met yah!

 

[mercurial]

LMAO

 

[fishfly]

:rofl:

 

[mercurial]

:rofl:

This ain't Newshost or BitFarm.

 

[Fern9do]

Har har har. Very funny

 

[fishfly]

STFU mercurial

I don't use any of those rapidshare ftw

 

[mercurial]

STFU mercurial

I don't use any of those rapidshare ftw

I'm sure I've seen the "Ban" button somewhere

 

[guru_pitka]

not even close to being funny

 

[mercurial]

not even close to being funny

Awww. You lovies for Fernando, hey? Mwah

 

[fishfly]

http://forums.vault9.net/style_emoticons/default/ban.gif

 

[hj2k_x]

CL should be interesting. Specially the away games...

 

[smokey]

I'll send you a ticket to the Moscow game - but you have to promise to run starkers through Red Square...........

 

[hj2k_x]

I'll send you a ticket to the Moscow game - but you have to promise to run starkers through Red Square...........

Done.

 

[smokey]

If you don't then you pay me back ten times the price of the ticket?

You do realise how big Red Square is right?

 

[hj2k_x]

Be gone, foul Chelski supporter

Yes I do know the size of it. At ticket is a ticket

 

[smokey]

Be gone, foul Chelski supporter

Yes I do know the size of it. At ticket is a ticket

At minus 35, running naked from end to end would kill a Saffer like you. I don't have the heart to tell your missus that I was the reason you died. Sorry, my conscience does not allow me to do it.

EDIT: Damn my moral values.