OT: Humour therapy

malec

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When you just got off the phone with a stupid Orc or your download is crawling at 4Kbps go check out www.bash.org/?top100.

There are some real gems there
 
While im reading this I get a call from Sentech...

So I expect them to ask me if the speeds have increased, wether im happy, all that nonsense...The guy asks me :

" Hi Sir, im phoning in regards to your Sentech:myWireless application...I see here you applied the 2nd of March, and am just wondering if anything has happened in regards to your application?"

I have been with mywireless since 6th of April I think....

I want to cry IRL...honestly its going to far, no man can take this form of Pcyhocoligical battering.

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Bwahaha. How the hell do you run a comapany where no one knows what the hell is going on? I'd hate to have to make an ass of myself every time I contact a customer. Maybe convert some of grease ball Winston's food coupons into cash and invest in a new CIO
 
I Think we should start a FUND for rehabilitating the ORC's when they leave the call centre as they are going to be so screwed up that they have no hope in hell of finding a job.....

Could take as long as three months!!!
 
Well, just to welcome them back to the other side of the fence, we could have them ass raped in an as(s)ylum where the walls are covered with "Walk like a man!. You're the only one with that problem!" posters
 
You have ONE !!!!!! Excellent

I had one but then i well succumbed to looking at my "badwidth" when i got home and WHOOOSH

The plan was gonna...... thinking of going back to work if you dont share your plan with me!!!!

HELP!!!!
 
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<br />Well, just to welcome them back to the other side of the fence, we could have them ass raped in an as(s)ylum where the walls are covered with "Walk like a man!. You're the only one with that problem!" posters
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This is it, and luckily I posted it here so it can't be forgotten
 
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