Paris 2024 Olympics

[AfricanTech]

ASeinesin's creed

 

[Matata]

Besides the fashion show this opening is amaSeine!!

 

[Pegging]

Wonder how they are going to light the flame?

Maybe the horse flies over and assassin drops his torch on it.

Then we have the assassin reveal.
And it was Marine le Pen all along.

 

[Mzezman]

Did they place the flag upside down on the mast?

 

[Hamster]

I think they have these speeches for themselves only. I cannot imagine anybody not talking giving two shits about what they haven't say.

Put Snoop on, light the fire, let's goooooo!

 

[Pegging]

Get lecturers on feminism and women’s rights and then man gets a chick to hold the umbrella for him while he talks kuk.

 

[Matata]

At least the ASeinesin appeared one last time.

 

[AfricanTech]

Ok….this is cool

Not CGI

 

[AfricanTech]

JMJ vibes

 

[wbot]

Eiffel Tower light show is pretty awesome

 

[Hamster]

Eifel tower is not the flame? Am disappoint.

 

[Mzezman]

Eifel tower is not the flame? Am disappoint.

Same… missed op

 

[Pegging]

Is that a rapper or sign language interpreter?

 

[sand_man]

The commentators need not talk. The ceremony speaks volumes for itself.

 

[Pegging]

Ours was better.

 

[Pegging]

The commentators need not talk. The ceremony speaks volumes for itself.

I need someone to tell me wtf Nadal went with the torch.

 

[wbot]

Eifel tower is not the flame? Am disappoint.

No that would be stupid. The flame has to be somewhere permanent in or near the stadium.

 

[Hamster]

The commentators need not talk. The ceremony speaks volumes for itself.

It's about 3x longer than it should be. It's so drawn out...or at least it feels like that.

 

[Hamster]

No that would be stupid. The flame has to be somewhere permanent in or near the stadium.

Why? Who made that stupid rule.

 

[Hamster]

I expected Olympians to jog faster. Just saying.

EDIT: oh, they don't have legs