Penpals

nuke already has a stalker! :p
:p
I'm guessing this is you:
http://www.reddit.com/r/penpals/comments/1pvujv/19msouth_africa_emailpms_eccentricity_technology/
I wouldn't mind on the conditions that you use the correct apostrophe and proper spacing and that it's unlikely I'll be skyping anytime soon. Huh, figured you were 20-something...
That is indeed me, with a few lies... I am 20 something, I do not like one of the sciences that I said and I have some unlisted interests :)
Protip: Never tell the complete truth in anything and everything :o

are you talking about ' instead of `? I`ll eventually correct that, old habits die hard.
proper spacing? :erm: what are you talking about?
 
:p

That is indeed me, with a few lies... I am 20 something, I do not like one of the sciences that I said and I have some unlisted interests :)
Protip: Never tell the complete truth in anything and everything :o

are you talking about ' instead of `? I`ll eventually correct that, old habits die hard.
proper spacing? :erm: what are you talking about?

Why would you lie? I don't understand that.
 
:p

That is indeed me, with a few lies... I am 20 something, I do not like one of the sciences that I said and I have some unlisted interests :)
Protip: Never tell the complete truth in anything and everything :o

are you talking about ' instead of `? I`ll eventually correct that, old habits die hard.
proper spacing? :erm: what are you talking about?

Why on earth would you lie? You don't do that; you just don't. It's plain moronic. I can't stand dishonesty - it's one of the few reasons that I minimise my contact with other humans. If you don't want to share something, rather omit it instead of being deliberately dishonest. In this case, you're deceiving someone who might be interested in talking to you about that certain topic and later realise you're a deceitful dick that's just seeking more hits. Do you expect people to trust you after that?
 
I tell you what, anybody who wants handwritten letters from me on good quality paper written in my fountain pen (yeah i'm oldschool) need only pm me an address or P.O Box. We can chat about basically anything except religion or politics.
 
Why would you lie? I don't understand that.
OCD/Paranoia
Why on earth would you lie? You don't do that; you just don't. It's plain moronic. I can't stand dishonesty - it's one of the few reasons that I minimise my contact with other humans. If you don't want to share something, rather omit it instead of being deliberately dishonest. In this case, you're deceiving someone who might be interested in talking to you about that certain topic and later realise you're a deceitful dick that's just seeking more hits. Do you expect people to trust you after that?
I do not require your trust, your life has no meaning to me, there is a 98% chance that I will never meet you in real life hence the truth is not important.

Its all part of the grand scheme of things, a Minor lie here, another titbit there, and eventually I`m not the person you think I am :)
Now you doubt everything I`ve ever told you, which is precisely what I want.
You may have my profile,
you may have every single post I`ve made,
you may have my IP address, maybe my DNA even :erm:

but its all a lie!
your data is invalid
All your hard work is gone to waste
You`ll never catch me alive...
 
OCD/Paranoia

I do not require your trust, your life has no meaning to me, there is a 98% chance that I will never meet you in real life hence the truth is not important.

Its all part of the grand scheme of things, a Minor lie here, another titbit there, and eventually I`m not the person you think I am :)
Now you doubt everything I`ve ever told you, which is precisely what I want.
You may have my profile,
you may have every single post I`ve made,
you may have my IP address, maybe my DNA even :erm:

but its all a lie!
your data is invalid
All your hard work is gone to waste
You`ll never catch me alive...

And I thought I had issues. :wtf:

But I agree with the others. I don't see the point in lying. Omit some details if you don't feel like sharing them, but lying about certain things?
 
OCD/Paranoia

I do not require your trust, your life has no meaning to me, there is a 98% chance that I will never meet you in real life hence the truth is not important.

Its all part of the grand scheme of things, a Minor lie here, another titbit there, and eventually I`m not the person you think I am :)
Now you doubt everything I`ve ever told you, which is precisely what I want.
You may have my profile,
you may have every single post I`ve made,
you may have my IP address, maybe my DNA even :erm:

but its all a lie!
your data is invalid
All your hard work is gone to waste
You`ll never catch me alive...

Pretty sure none of us give a flying **** :erm:
 
And I thought I had issues. :wtf:

But I agree with the others. I don't see the point in lying. Omit some details if you don't feel like sharing them, but lying about certain things?
Omitting is good, Misinformation is even better!

Pretty sure none of us give a flying **** :erm:
That too, but I simply cannot take that chance
 
OCD/Paranoia

I do not require your trust, your life has no meaning to me, there is a 98% chance that I will never meet you in real life hence the truth is not important.

Its all part of the grand scheme of things, a Minor lie here, another titbit there, and eventually I`m not the person you think I am :)
Now you doubt everything I`ve ever told you, which is precisely what I want.
You may have my profile,
you may have every single post I`ve made,
you may have my IP address, maybe my DNA even :erm:

but its all a lie!
your data is invalid
All your hard work is gone to waste
You`ll never catch me alive...

Johnny is that you :erm:
 
OCD/Paranoia

I do not require your trust, your life has no meaning to me, there is a 98% chance that I will never meet you in real life hence the truth is not important.

Its all part of the grand scheme of things, a Minor lie here, another titbit there, and eventually I`m not the person you think I am :)
Now you doubt everything I`ve ever told you, which is precisely what I want.
You may have my profile,
you may have every single post I`ve made,
you may have my IP address, maybe my DNA even :erm:

but its all a lie!
your data is invalid
All your hard work is gone to waste
You`ll never catch me alive...

Omitting is good, Misinformation is even better!


That too, but I simply cannot take that chance

Kid, no one is going to entertain your juvenile games. I pity anyone that has to endure you.
 
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Sjoe being ambiguous is one thing but outright lying. For shame.

This damn thread tickled my conscience and have been looking everywhere for that last letter from the penpal I dropped
 
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