Pleasing a woman

[Mike Hoxbig]

Milfs are no different to any other woman. If she was feeling nervous, then you may not have done enough to calm her down and get her in the mood. Spend more time on intimacy and foreplay next time...

 

[RedWill]

The sight of the enormous cavern caused the hotdog to shrink?

Yep, even sadder that the troops just remained in base and lowered the flag. Not even one last heroic stand.

 

[hellfire]

Yep, even sadder that the troops just remained in base and lowered the flag. Not even one last heroic stand.

They were worried about running into the weapon that created the axe wound

 

[Merlin]

She said she wasn't a fan of receiving oral so it was excluded.

I call self-esteem issues. I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't enjoy oral action. Some may be conservative, have a mental block, etc., but the fact that "she's not a fan", tells me she's buggin' out. Communicate with your lady, OP.

Look, realistically, every woman is different, women's anatomy will differ slightly from one another and some things just contribute to either great or terrible sex. You need to understand that just because there isn't an orgasm it doesn't mean it was bad sex, it means you're learning/adjusting

True. Some are sublime, some are...not, some are better handled with a posterior view and some are best avoided altogether.

When you find a good one, apply for a loyalty card. Redeeming points for prizes can be really fun.

 

[biometrics]

She said she wasn't a fan of receiving oral so it was excluded.

There's the problem.

 

[WaxLyrical]

OP should rather just go for KFC and put his bone in that greasy box.

 

[CheekyC]

We were both equally inebriated.

Bad idea. Alcohol inhibits your ability to climax

 

[Arthur]

What a bunch of ignoramuses. Rotten advice from amateurs above.

Chocolate. Wine. Humour. When she's safe with you, what else matters.

 

[kingrob]

You need to pay her more than R20.

 

[OGroteKoning]

You need to pay her more than R20.

You know this... How?

 

[kingrob]

You know this... How?

He said foreplay was excluded.

 

[OGroteKoning]

He said foreplay was excluded.

Ooooo... Snappy comeback

/but we know that is not the real answer

 

[Ancalagon]

Don't use so much chloroform next time.

 

[kingrob]

Ooooo... Snappy comeback

LOL....go and download some official Samsung wallpapers for your Nexus 5.

 

[OGroteKoning]

Don't use so much chloroform next time.

And take the gag off

LOL....go and download some official Samsung wallpapers for your Nexus 5.

Done that before. Also downloaded the official Sammy ringtone. People who know I like tech asked me what new phone I have since they have not seen it before... Told them is the new S5 completely redesigned and I was selected by Samsung to test it. A lot of gullible people out there...

Now... Back to the subject