Question about contraceptives

[Gradius]

Who the bloody hell are you? It's pimp?

no, trying to help you to get your money back from it

thats $4! We agreed!

more like 4 US cents

 

[Gradius]

Ah! Gradius! You have decieved me once too often!

You've turned on me?

shows you some rear cleavage

 

[MicS]

It did lead me to this rather amusing thread. Anyway, it deserves anything it can get. I'll even throw in half a loaf of break, two packs of Maggie 2 minute noodles and a soup packet to make it happy for a week or so.

lol!

PythonFSi is really a g.i.r.l though, it just acts manly cause it hasn't shaved upper lip this week :wtf:

Thank you for revealing the true nature of it. Damn, PythonFSi lied to me and put this facade on! Or does it have the intelligence to lie! :twisted: How could you do this to me! . Actually I have also been putting a facade on - I have actually been secretly desiring a male species! Sorry for you!

 

[-LiLiTh-]

shows you some rare cleavage

Man boobs?

 

[RazedInBlack]

lol!





Thank you for revealing the true nature of it. Damn, PythonFSi lied to me and put this facade on! Or does it have the intelligence to lie! :twisted: How could you do this to me! . Actually I have also been putting a facade on - I have actually been secretly desiring a male species! Sorry for you!

:wtf: On you knees biyaatch!

. . . and stay there!

BTW: TITS or GTFO!

 

[Gradius]

Thank you for revealing the true nature of it. Damn, PythonFSi lied to me and put this facade on! Or does it have the intelligence to lie! :twisted: How could you do this to me! . Actually I have also been putting a facade on - I have actually been secretly desiring a male species! Sorry for you!

i would kindly point out to you that Rosaudio is more than a capable substitute in these strenuous times that we are facing of late.
i do apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you, rest assured you can always trade up when the time comes!

 

[smokey]

Ah! Gradius! You have decieved me once too often!

You've turned me on!

Dude, that;s it. You;re a chick.

 

[RazedInBlack]

Dude, that;s it. You;re a chick.

Smokey! I'll get to you in a minute!

Now Mics! Do your thang!

It aint gonna suck itself!

 

[MicS]

:wtf: On you knees biyaatch!

. . . and stay there!

BTW: TITS or GTFO!

What the hell are you talking about? I DO have TITS. Remember I'm hermaphrodite.

i would kindly point out to you that Rosaudio is more than a capable substitute in these strenuous times that we are facing of late.
i do apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you, rest assured you can always trade up when the time comes!

Thank you for pointing me in the right direction. It cannot satisfy me, so I greatly appreciate your recommendation of Rosaudio!

 

[RazedInBlack]

I greatly appreciate your recommendation of Rosaudio!

a.k.a Dr Phil!

 

[smokey]

i would kindly point out to you that Rosaudio is more than a capable substitute in these strenuous times that we are facing of late.
i do apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you, rest assured you can always trade up when the time comes!

On teh interwebz we calling it levelling!

 

[Gradius]

What the hell are you talking about? I DO have TITS. Remember I'm hermaphrodite.

Thank you for pointing me in the right direction. It cannot satisfy me, so I greatly appreciate your recommendation of Rosaudio!

i'm sure it meant that you must show your teetees to him or leave...
actually just leave, it will annoy him the most and it won't be satisfied at all

 

[Gradius]

On teh interwebz we calling it levelling!

bump and grind?

 

[smokey]

bump and grind?

Less bump more grind when we talking about tranny's.

 

[RazedInBlack]

/shows Mics the handcuffs!

 

[MicS]

a.k.a Dr Phil!

You must be talking from experience or how else would you know that!

 

[RazedInBlack]

You must be talking from experience or how else would you know that!

You should to the TK!

DISCLAIMER: I accept no responsibility to whatever happens there, physically or emotionally!

 

[MicS]

I agree. "It" is the correct terminology when referring to it.

Dude, that;s it. You;re a chick.

Smokey! I'll get to you in a minute!

Now Mics! Do your thang!

It aint gonna suck itself!

/shows Mics the handcuffs!

You're either an it or a chick, so I'm not gonna do my thang unless you're a man, but I'm impressed - showing me the handcuffs! Handcuffs always do the trick! Maybe I will make an exception this case and accommodate you!

Please spell my name right! You won't get in the front door if you do such things! I have been making sure your name is spelt correctly everytime. Not a good move; you were making such good progress by showing me the handcuffs! I'm disappointed!

 

[RazedInBlack]

You're either an it or a chick, so I'm not gonna do my thang unless you're a man, but I'm impressed - showing me the handcuffs! Handcuffs always do the trick! Maybe I will make an exception this case and accommodate you!

Please spell my name right! You won't get in the front door if you do such things! I have been making sure your name is spelt correctly everytime. Not a good move; you were making such good progress by showing me the handcuffs! I'm disappointed!

Is this how you spell your name?

S U C K !

 

[MicS]

Is this how you spell your name?

S U C K !

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm disappointed again. I want you to type/spell it out yourself. Stop being lazy - stop using my quote to "spell" my name!

i'm sure it meant that you must show your teetees to him or leave...
actually just leave, it will annoy him the most and it won't be satisfied at all

Since I have been disappointed again, I'm taking Gradius's advice - it's time for the hermaphrodite to retire/leave. PythonFSi, I'm so sorry to leave you unsatisfied. My heart is broken! NOT! :twisted:

It's been an enjoyable ride and a once-in-lifetime opportunity never to be repeated again. If you're lucky maybe tomorrow!