Quickest way to get married

[HeftyCrab]

Don't do it.
Think about all the French girls waiting for you.

"Oui oui stellenboschstudent, omelette du fromage la vache qui rit"

Google translate gives me this:
Yes yes stellenboschstudent, cheese
omelette the Laughing Cow

 

[LazyLion]

You can call any number of people who are marriage officers to even come to your house to do it, for a small fee.

All you'll need are two independent witnesses.

If it's just the legal part, then they shouldn't be charging for it!

 

[LazyLion]

Roadtrip Gary!!!!!!!

Would love a bit of a holiday now!

 

[SauRoNZA]

If it's just the legal part, then they shouldn't be charging for it!

Normally anything with the word legal in costs more.