Robert Green jokes

[papooze]

I was looking for Robert Green jokes and found this website
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* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...
* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
* Robert Green - a joke even Americans can understand.
* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.
* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they're crossing the line...

And the best England v USA joke which doesn't feature Robert Green is.. .
* It was a clever move to bring Shaun Wright-Phillips on. For 15 minutes the Americans were stunned, thinking Gary Coleman had come back to life.

The last one was funny and sad.

 

[ToAsTeD]

Rofl, Definitely not living up to the world cup standards. My heart sunk when he made that fk up! ENGLAND FTW!

 

[mercurial]

 

[Wall]

 

[Goldenrule]

* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

lol.

 

[D3x]

LOL

Shame, poor guy is going to get nailed. Should have stuck with the more experienced player....

 

[Cranzy]

lol yeah ... god save the green

 

[BLaZor2]

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Robert Green?
At least Justin hasn't dropped his balls.

 

[Datura]

Well at least one guy bought David Seaman's Guide to Goalkeeping

"Just be careful You don't catch anything over there", I think Rob Green has misunderstood his doctors advice before leaving for South Africa.

Went to the chemist for some condoms...
Got the Robert Green ones, extra slippery and guaranteed to catch fSck all!

Heskey one that I enjoyed:

Top Tip for England's next game:

If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.

I'm ginger but I still have more friends than Rob Green.

Watching the World Cup is a lot like being married.

You're supposed to enjoy it, but there's a constant droning sound in the background.

 

[papooze]

Photos

These are funny

Best one..

 

[Datura]

BAW!

 

[Rosaudio]

These are funny

Best one..

BWAHAHAHAHAHA at last photo

 

[tsume]

 

[lilggg]

Hahahaha

 

[Helghast]

These are funny

Best one..

Those are hilarious!!!
I love that in the facepam one the last picture shows kirk facepalming a guy blowing a vuvuzela at him

 

[lilggg]

Is that Bob Woolmer behind him?Blue shirt.