Robot girlfriend unveiled

Would you buy a robot like this?

  • Yes

    Votes: 2 10.0%

  • No

    Votes: 17 85.0%

  • Unsure

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Total voters
    20
roberth said:
LOL, just think what a great bday gift it'd make for that friend that just doesn't seem to be able to get a real gf!
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And all the FML's that will pop up

"Today, my parents bought me a robot sex girlfriend for my birthday. Even they think i cant get a girlfriend. FML"
 
And another:

"My girlfriend has shut down for the week to recharge her batteries".
 
roberth said:
LOL, just think what a great bday gift it'd make for that friend that just doesn't seem to be able to get a real gf!
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Or a very insulting one. Kind of like a consolation prize

EDIT: Didn't see Prof.Merlin's reply, think of this as a +1:whistle::o
 
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Kuga said:
At least it will be cheaper than a wife in the long wrong. And you can turn it off when you're done. No whining or bitching or anything.
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Dude...a wife is meant for more than just sex. No wonder the majority of you guys still live with your parents at the age of 30. Seems like you are doomed to a life of jerking off and playing computer games...shame....:whistle:
 
Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attack that destroyed the World Trade Center in New York City.

"I had a friend who passed away in 9-11," Hines said. "I promised myself I would create a program to store my friend's personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion.
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Very nice way to remember a friend. Typical Americans. :erm:
 
Allene : "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." ... "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
 
I think it's unfair for these fembots to have artificial Intelligence as well - women are just not going to be able to compete! :whistle:
 
This substitute will never replace the real thing, true the real thing costs more, high maintenance but it's worth it.
 
Oh man, thank you so much for this thread. Lag my gat af hier.. Some really funny comments...
 
So i put my dongle into her jack and it said "Device could not be found." What a blow to my hardware...
 
Edelweiss said:
So i put my dongle into her jack and it said "Device could not be found." What a blow to my hardware...
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LOL..

Hardware failed.. Please remove and try again.

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Wonder what buttons one need to press to emmulate ctrl+alt+del ?

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Double clicking a mouse take a whole new meaning in this context.
 
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