Safe Aphrodisiac

visrot

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Right, so the wife developed a very low to non-existent libido over the last 8 months and she doesn't know why. Said it could be work stress. We've tested hormones but all seems fine.

Is there such a thing as a "safe" aphrodisiac? Something non-threatening one could acquire over the counter? I've learned recently that the legend that is Spanish Fly could be dangerous, even lethal.
 
lol, no idea, if there is it is probably illegal though

Heard perlemoen works. And rhino horn.
 
If it is work stress related she could visit her GP and get a prescription for Cilift.
It is a very mild anti-depressant, and works wonders, as it removes the mental block associated with stress related libido problems.
 
Eat her like you've got cancer and the antidote is inside her muffin
 
If it is work stress related she could visit her GP and get a prescription for Cilift.
It is a very mild anti-depressant, and works wonders, as it removes the mental block associated with stress related libido problems.
Cilift comes with its own list of side effects and I would advise anyone to stay away from antidepressants unless they've been diagnosed by a mental health professional.
 
Simple suggestion but anyway.

Pay careful attention to her for hours before bed (if you don't do this already).
Treat her like a goddess, take a bath or shower with her, undress and wash her, you know...

Set the mood.
 
Right, so the wife developed a very low to non-existent libido over the last 8 months and she doesn't know why. Said it could be work stress. We've tested hormones but all seems fine.

Is there such a thing as a "safe" aphrodisiac? Something non-threatening one could acquire over the counter? I've learned recently that the legend that is Spanish Fly could be dangerous, even lethal.

So its like banging a corpse?
 
I appreciate the enthusiasm from you lot

Horny goat weed? :confused:
is it safe and most importantly does it work?

lol, no idea, if there is it is probably illegal though

Heard perlemoen works. And rhino horn.
I might just hump the perlemoen :D

Nfi but at least it explains your choice of nick :D
oh piss off :p

If it is work stress related she could visit her GP and get a prescription for Cilift.
It is a very mild anti-depressant, and works wonders, as it removes the mental block associated with stress related libido problems.
thank you we should look into this

At least it's not visvrot. :erm:
can't remember, it's been a while
 
Right, so the wife developed a very low to non-existent libido over the last 8 months and she doesn't know why. Said it could be work stress. We've tested hormones but all seems fine.

Is there such a thing as a "safe" aphrodisiac? Something non-threatening one could acquire over the counter? I've learned recently that the legend that is Spanish Fly could be dangerous, even lethal.

Try poppers, they sell them in adult shops and you just open the lid and keep it in the room. Some people sniff it to get high but if you just leave it open in say your bedroom apparently it helps.

Its legal and can be purchased over the counter.
 
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