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[Thingyyyyyy]

Stop drinking the pill. It shuts down your womminz sex drive.

 

[visrot]

Congrats, I think?
Or was this entire thread just an elaborate excuse to make sure everybody knows when you get laid?

If you don't mind me asking, in what age bracket do you and your wife fall?

Late 30's

 

[copacetic]

If it is work stress related she could visit her GP and get a prescription for Cilift.
It is a very mild anti-depressant, and works wonders, as it removes the mental block associated with stress related libido problems.

Say what now?

It is also has the potential to cause anorgasmia, and genital numbing. :wtf:

 

[MisterFortySomething]

Late 30's

That's not arthritic age, exactly.
And you did say she had her hormones checked, right? Maybe it is just stress as mentioned earlier. My R0.02 is to leave the kids somewhere (if you have any) and go away for a long weekend together. Be romantic without overdoing it (and putting extra performance stress on her). See if that improves the situation. If it still needs improving.

 

[visrot]

That's not arthritic age, exactly.
And you did say she had her hormones checked, right? Maybe it is just stress as mentioned earlier. My R0.02 is to leave the kids somewhere (if you have any) and go away for a long weekend together. Be romantic without overdoing it (and putting extra performance stress on her). See if that improves the situation. If it still needs improving.

Ta for the advice. We did plan to go away two weeks ago but things came up. Are now just waiting for exams to finish then we'll make a plan again. Should I get body chocolate you think?

 

[raesteyn]

The best thing to do is remind her she is a woman. Phone her work and tell them she is quite ill and cant come in.

Then, surprise her in the morning by letting her make you breakfast in bed, once that is done and she has cleaned the dishes, point out the cleverly placed dirty clothes all over the house and suggest she spends some time with the washing machine. Once that is done, she will be feeling a bit flustered, provide her with a mop and bucket so that she may relax to the soothing movements and sounds associated with mopping.

You should be approaching lunch time now (unless she is lazy - a sturn talking to fixes that). Suggest a trip, perhaps to a local grocery market to restock the fridge and if she is feeling a touch overwhelmed, remind her to update your contacts list with birthdays so she can relax as she watches the car being washed at the petrol station.

It is evening now, she should be getting really keen as you will notice her whole face going bright red (blushing) and a sheen of sweat on her forehead (anticipation) - why not run a nice hot bubble bath, you wouldn't want to get in her way while she prepares supper.

Your job is done and she should be ready to go, if however she is still a little bit cold, suggest a romantic walk to the garden where she can find some zen while picking up the last weeks worth of dog poop.

Repeat as desired.

 

[ShaunSA]

Repeat as desired.

:twisted:

 

[MisterFortySomething]

Should I get body chocolate you think?

It's either that or this VVVV. Your call.

The best thing to do is remind her she is a woman. Phone her work and tell them she is quite ill and cant come in.

Then, surprise her in the morning by letting her make you breakfast in bed, once that is done and she has cleaned the dishes, point out the cleverly placed dirty clothes all over the house and suggest she spends some time with the washing machine. Once that is done, she will be feeling a bit flustered, provide her with a mop and bucket so that she may relax to the soothing movements and sounds associated with mopping.

You should be approaching lunch time now (unless she is lazy - a sturn talking to fixes that). Suggest a trip, perhaps to a local grocery market to restock the fridge and if she is feeling a touch overwhelmed, remind her to update your contacts list with birthdays so she can relax as she watches the car being washed at the petrol station.

It is evening now, she should be getting really keen as you will notice her whole face going bright red (blushing) and a sheen of sweat on her forehead (anticipation) - why not run a nice hot bubble bath, you wouldn't want to get in her way while she prepares supper.

Your job is done and she should be ready to go, if however she is still a little bit cold, suggest a romantic walk to the garden where she can find some zen while picking up the last weeks worth of dog poop.

Repeat as desired.

 

[visrot]

The best thing to do is remind her she is a woman. Phone her work and tell them she is quite ill and cant come in.

Then, surprise her in the morning by letting her make you breakfast in bed, once that is done and she has cleaned the dishes, point out the cleverly placed dirty clothes all over the house and suggest she spends some time with the washing machine. Once that is done, she will be feeling a bit flustered, provide her with a mop and bucket so that she may relax to the soothing movements and sounds associated with mopping.

You should be approaching lunch time now (unless she is lazy - a sturn talking to fixes that). Suggest a trip, perhaps to a local grocery market to restock the fridge and if she is feeling a touch overwhelmed, remind her to update your contacts list with birthdays so she can relax as she watches the car being washed at the petrol station.

It is evening now, she should be getting really keen as you will notice her whole face going bright red (blushing) and a sheen of sweat on her forehead (anticipation) - why not run a nice hot bubble bath, you wouldn't want to get in her way while she prepares supper.

Your job is done and she should be ready to go, if however she is still a little bit cold, suggest a romantic walk to the garden where she can find some zen while picking up the last weeks worth of dog poop.

Repeat as desired.

your honesty and sincerity is a bright flame of hope for men like me.

 

[raesteyn]

your honesty and sincerity is a bright flame of hope for men like me.

Glad to help, good luck

All life threatening advice aside, pull this a few times and I reckon just making her a cup of coffee will blow her away.

 

[MisterFortySomething]

Glad to help, good luck

All life threatening advice aside, pull this a few times and I reckon just making her a cup of coffee will blow her away.

Are you single? If not, you may soon be

 

[raesteyn]

Are you single? If not, you may soon be

While I was writing it, I had visions of "and then the fight started..." - I opted for the route that would add a bit of spice

 

[ShaunSA]

While I was writing it, I had visions of "and then the fight started..." - I opted for the route that would add a bit of spice

A bit of spice? You chucked in a few kilograms of the hot stuff!

 

[raesteyn]

A bit of spice? You chucked in a few kilograms of the hot stuff!

Damn, I forgot the motivational part where one should mention that he appreciates the maternal side of her coming out and doesnt think the extra weight looks bad at all.

Next time perhaps.

 

[MisterFortySomething]

Damn, I forgot the motivational part where one should mention that he appreciates the maternal side of her coming out and doesnt think the extra weight looks bad at all.

Next time perhaps.

LMFAO!

 

[D3nz]

The best thing to do is remind her she is a woman. Phone her work and tell them she is quite ill and cant come in.

Then, surprise her in the morning by letting her make you breakfast in bed, once that is done and she has cleaned the dishes, point out the cleverly placed dirty clothes all over the house and suggest she spends some time with the washing machine. Once that is done, she will be feeling a bit flustered, provide her with a mop and bucket so that she may relax to the soothing movements and sounds associated with mopping.

You should be approaching lunch time now (unless she is lazy - a sturn talking to fixes that). Suggest a trip, perhaps to a local grocery market to restock the fridge and if she is feeling a touch overwhelmed, remind her to update your contacts list with birthdays so she can relax as she watches the car being washed at the petrol station.

It is evening now, she should be getting really keen as you will notice her whole face going bright red (blushing) and a sheen of sweat on her forehead (anticipation) - why not run a nice hot bubble bath, you wouldn't want to get in her way while she prepares supper.

Your job is done and she should be ready to go, if however she is still a little bit cold, suggest a romantic walk to the garden where she can find some zen while picking up the last weeks worth of dog poop.

Repeat as desired.

I came in here to tell you about Nutri Women Sensual and I found this absolute gem of wisdom. However, I feel the need to caution you guys as I knew a man named Jim who behaved in exactly this way with his wife Terri. Sadly, Jim is no longer with us...
He died suddenly on February 7 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Terri was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

 

[raesteyn]

I came in here to tell you about Nutri Women Sensual and I found this absolute gem of wisdom. However, I feel the need to caution you guys as I knew a man named Jim who behaved in exactly this way with his wife Terri. Sadly, Jim is no longer with us...
He died suddenly on February 7 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Terri was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

LOL well played.

Note to self: stop copying content from user jimbertha86.

 

[kolaval]

Furk. That works but to have to do all that crap every time you want a bit of nookie is hard work and a serious turn off. It almost becomes like begging for sex. There needs to be some kind of attraction to start.

My wife also struggled with low to zero libido for years. It was rough. We also checked for hormones and all that. She would always provide when I wanted it but the feeling that she was doing a duty rather than sharing an experience was a massive turn off for me.
Yea I'll say it again. It was rough.

It was like that for about 2 years, then over a period of about 6 months or so suddenly for no apparent reason she 'woke up' again. Things are back to the way they should be now. Have been for about 3 years or so.

Yep, same situation here.
And it drives me insane

 

[MisterFortySomething]

accepting her defense that Jim, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

Totally plausible. My great-grandaddy went the same way. You'd think the golf club manufacturers could at least print a warning label or something.

Yep, same situation here.
And it drives me insane

You guys should totally start a support group.

Here, have a t-shirt



(that's not bad advice, actually)

 

[RiaX]

DO NOT USE CILIFT it decreases libido.

You can try the herbal route like maximor for women.

OR

you can set the tone and loosen her up with some booze