Satanists are at it again!

[rza]

For a Hungarian animal shelter, Halloween is less about pumpkins, witches and ghosts, but keeping black cats out of the hands of Satanists.

"Unfortunately cats here are prized by Satanists who want to use them in seances and sacrifical rituals around Halloween," Kinga Schneider, head of the Noah's Ark Foundation in Budapest, told AFP.

Schneider said the shelter always gets a spike of telephone enquiries in October asking if there were black cats available for adoption.

"We tell callers no cats are given out from the middle of October to the middle of November," she said.

"They never call back".
http://www.timeslive.co.za/world/2014/10/31/budapest-s-black-cats-get-halloween-protection

 

[Lupus]

Really Satanists or just sick freaks? Cause sacrifices are pretty much in any religion from years back and you don't see them saying well you know goats are normally prized by Xtians cause of their sacrificial qualities.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

/considers replying
/sees thread starter

No...

 

[bokdrol]

Savages.

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

/considers replying
/sees thread starter

No...

Seconded.

 

[Grant]

/fingers satanboy

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Meat's too salty for my tastes.

 

[yebocan]

/considers replying
/sees thread starter

No...

Clever boy...

 

[rza]

Really Satanists or just sick freaks? Cause sacrifices are pretty much in any religion from years back and you don't see them saying well you know goats are normally prized by Xtians cause of their sacrificial qualities.

Christians don't sacrifice anything, especially black cats. Satanists are not healthy, that's why their criminal entity (masquerading as religion) is illegal in many countries.

 

[Ninja'd]

/fingers satanboy

/mistakes porn shoot for doctor's office

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Christians don't sacrifice anything

10% of earnings?

 

[grok]

Now black cats know how turkeys feel..

Christians don't sacrifice anything, especially black cats. Satanists are not healthy, that's why their criminal entity (masquerading as religion) is illegal in many countries.

Citation needed.

 

[Archer]

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/sees thread starter

No...

But if nobody replies, where will our comedy gold come from?

 

[dualmeister]

Meat's too salty for my tastes.

Try this one.

1 Cat
1 Can of beer (any brand)
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground pepper
1/2 tsp chili powder

Mix spices and rub over cat. Drink half the can of beer and then place beer can into rear of cat and stand cat tripod-like on BBQ. Rotate in 30 minutes. Cook for a total of one hour.

 

[ISP cash cow]

Try this one.

1 Cat
1 Can of beer (any brand)
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground pepper
1/2 tsp chili powder

Mix spices and rub over cat. Drink half the can of beer and then place beer can into rear of cat and stand cat tripod-like on BBQ. Rotate in 30 minutes. Cook for a total of one hour.

as sick as that was, I am pissing my self laughing. I'm going to hell!!

 

[Drifter]

10% of earnings?

Not a sacrifice.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Try this one.

1 Cat
1 Can of beer (any brand)
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground pepper
1/2 tsp chili powder

Mix spices and rub over cat. Drink half the can of beer and then place beer can into rear of cat and stand cat tripod-like on BBQ. Rotate in 30 minutes. Cook for a total of one hour.

If it's already too salty for him, why add more salt?

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Not a sacrifice.

Okay then, Sunday mornings.

 

[Lupus]

If it's already too salty for him, why add more salt?

It's seasoning, it compensates for the garlic . I knew I was going wrong as I kept putting the can in the mouth.

 

[buyeye]

But if nobody replies, where will our comedy gold come from?

The end of a rainbow.