But I will still be killing trees by the wads of cash I have to hand over for that thing 
well maybe your lucky, my eyes are very sensitiveI read an average of a book every 2 days ... on my HTC HD2
With a 4.6" screen, backlit, it's clear as crystal. Each "page" has about 1/3 that of the average paperback, and reading in portrait mode, my eyes only have to track up & down, not left & right as it would on a larger device.
I honestly cannot see why people complain about LCD screens. I had my HTC P3300 for almost 4 years [screen broke ... R.I.P.] & used to read a LOT on it ... I have yet to experience eye strain.