Science Jokes Thread.

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Here is another one (total groan-inducer I warn you now):
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar ... ... ... and doesn't.
 
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

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Three freshman-engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body.
One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses.
Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pulleys is ingenious.
"No," the third student said, "you're both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?"
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Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control.
 
Optimist: the glass is half full

Pessimist: the glass is half empty

Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
 
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This is read as follows:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

:D
 
mikeyb said:
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This is read as follows:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

:D
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Nice limerick.
 
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a streetcafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.

First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After awhile they notice three persons coming out of the house.

The physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The biologists: "They have reproduced".
The mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again." :D:D:D
 
Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty
Therapist?

A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation,
whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.


Q: What's the difference between Max Factor and Quantum Theorist?
A: Max Factor has models that work.
 
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