Science Jokes Thread.

[Elimentals]

 

[DJ...]

Dunno, only read the first few lines up to the names .

Ah, you had to google it. Good for you...

 

[DJ...]

 

[DJ...]

Not really a science joke, but geeky nonetheless:

 

[DJ...]

 

[DJ...]

 

[Geriatrix]

I almost broke my chair!

 

[FrankCastle]

I don't understand this Schrodingers Cat stuff.
Eish.

 

[DJ...]

I don't understand this Schrodingers Cat stuff.
Eish.

That's because you observed it...

 

[Elimentals]

I don't understand this Schrodingers Cat stuff.
Eish.

its a quantum joke, either you get it or you don't, but you will never know until you look at the joke

 

[DJ...]

its a quantum joke, either you get it or you don't, but you will never know until you look at the joke

Or you both get it, and don't get it...at the same time...

 

[Azbubu]

Or you both get it, and don't get it...at the same time...

Or by the time you get it, the cat is already dead. Or is it?

 

[Elimentals]

Or you both get it, and don't get it...at the same time...

HAHAHAHA , actually thats before you look at it!!!

 

[FrankCastle]

Why he's cat and not his blonde mistress?

 

[DJ...]

Or by the time you get it, the cat is already dead. Or is it?

As long as we all look this way <<<<<<<<<< the cat stays alive. Everybody "to the left, to the left..."

 

[DJ...]

Brad Pitt never quite understood science jokes:

 

[Elimentals]

Then again, just looking at the joke might/will change it.

 

[FrankCastle]

Brad Pitt never quite understood science jokes:

Whahahahahah
Now that's funny.

 

[Elimentals]

 

[Jabberwocky]

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"