Scientests finally devise the perfect handshake.

[ChilliGirl]

Quick search works fine on cell...

& i normally find what i'm looking for when on a pc

 

[Tpex]

They gut it wrong... no shakiness needed, just a simple fist-bump!

 

[Ronjay]

Jeese, people have way to much time on their hands, no pun intended.

 

[Picard]

The worst thing about your average hand crusher is that he also tends to close his grip early, catching your hand round the fingers and not around the palm. One is now caught in a stupid effeminate grip which makes you look like twice the p_ssy.

Exactly. I've been caught in that in that before.

That's why I now spread out out my fingers so that it's takes a split second longer for his hand to encompass my hand and I tilt my fingers downwards so that he contacts my hand between thumb and index finger.

 

[murraybiscuit]

Exactly. I've been caught in that in that before.

That's why I now spread out out my fingers so that it's takes a split second longer for his hand to encompass my hand and I tilt my fingers downwards so that he contacts my hand between thumb and index finger.

careful. you don't want that farmer mistaking your hand for an udder now...

 

[LazyLion]

More importantly, why don't RPM and them sort out the now useless search function on here! Since the change it finds nothing!

agreed, but Google search is actually better for me since it can search this entire site and it also allows three letter word searches (the onsite search function requires at least a four letter word search ... and you have to wait a minute between searches).

 

[Picard]

careful. you don't want that farmer mistaking your hand for an udder now...

My fingers aren't fat at all.

 

[Palimino]

The worst thing about your average hand crusher is that he also tends to close his grip early, catching your hand round the fingers and not around the palm. One is now caught in a stupid effeminate grip which makes you look like twice the p_ssy.

Hand crusher solution.
Grasp your own thumb (on the shaken hand that’s being crushed) The 1st knuckles of your fingers align with a major nerve grouping on the crusher’s hand. Work your knuckles into the crushers hand until he releases your hand. He WILL release it, it’s very painful. Try it.