I'm looking for a second modem if anyone wants to sell me one.
I could always use another conversation like :-
"Wow - what's that thing, a GPS locator ?"
Yeah, sorta - no, actually it's a wireless net connection.
"Oh - wow - it's not that Mysomething bumtech thing is it ?"
Yeah
"I've heard it sucks"
It doesn't suck anything, it blows.
"Wow - so what is it ?"
It's a 28.8kb/s modem emulator