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Elf1nDrak3

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I am a very loyal and fanatic Blue Bulls supporter. Today I received about 6 e-mails where the Shark supporters make a load of fun about the Blue Bulls and their supporters.

I open this thread where we can see the best jokes about Sharks and Bulls and their supporters. If you have a joke post it!.
 
Elf1nDrak3 said:
I am a very loyal and fanatic Blue Bulls supporter. Today I received about 6 e-mails where the Shark supporters make a load of fun about the Blue Bulls and their supporters.

I open this thread where we can see the best jokes about Sharks and Bulls and their supporters. If you have a joke post it!.
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Eh, what happens when you put a bull in a Shark tank :D
 
OK, ok. Here's a more neutral one.

A man had a ticket for the Super 14 Final but was seated in the upper, nosebleed seats. As the match begins, he notices an empty seat down near the pitch on the midfield line. Taking a chance, he makes his way down to the empty seat and asks the man next to it if anyone is sitting there.
"No", says the seated man," That seat is empty."
"This is incredible," says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super 14 Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
The seated man says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super 14 Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1961".
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?".
The seated man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
 
Duik Muir van die Sharks het alle kunsmis k0ntrakte vir die behandeling van ABSA stadion se gras gekanseleer, doodeenvoudig omdat daar 15 bloubulle gaan k@k! :D :D
 
kiepie said:
Duik Muir van die Sharks het alle kunsmis k0ntrakte vir die behandeling van ABSA stadion se gras gekanseleer, doodeenvoudig omdat daar 15 bloubulle gaan k@k! :D :D
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ROFLAO! " !
 
Just got this one in my email. Its a photo strip of a couple in bed.

Woman : Oh James. Last night was wonderful... but I have something to tell you - I used to be a hooker...
Man : Whoa...Wow. Thank you for your honesty. But the past is the past. It doesn't matter what you did. In fact I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it.
Woman : Erm... OK. My name was John and I played for the Sharks.
 
What do you call a Sharks supporter walking around with a bottle of
champagne after the game on Saturday?

A waiter!
 
Well done to the Sharks for having secured an awesome sponsorship, in the form of “Cross Your Heart Bras.”

This is exactly the type of support they’ll need especially when they make ***s of themselves on Saturday.

Cross Your Heart have also said that their relationship with this team will be a long term one, because as of Monday, they will both have the same positioning line: “The Sharks, lots of support and NO CUP”
 
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