Sharks vs. Bulls

Dear Dr Ruth

I am a crack dealer in BRAKPAN.

My parents live in Hillbrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Benoni, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Brakpan. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Leeukop Central Prison for murder.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Yeoville. She is now a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Blue Bull supporter?

Signed,

Worried
 
James said:
Dear Dr Ruth

I am a crack dealer in BRAKPAN.

My parents live in Hillbrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Benoni, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Brakpan. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Leeukop Central Prison for murder.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Yeoville. She is now a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Blue Bull supporter?

Signed,

Worried
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Dear Worried

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TELL HER THIS DISTRESSING NEWS. SHE MAY KILL HERSELF RATHER THAN FACE HER FAMILY, FRIENDS & PIMP AGAIN.

It's more than likely that your idiot cousin is responsible for the state of your family.
 
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James said:
Dear Dr Ruth

I am a crack dealer in BRAKPAN.

My parents live in Hillbrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Benoni, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Brakpan. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Leeukop Central Prison for murder.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Yeoville. She is now a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Blue Bull supporter?

Signed,

Worried
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I feel realy sorry for your cousin! To be the only normal one in such a famely must be realy BAD, guess the rest are all shark supporters :rolleyes: sound like the typical shark supporter discriptions :p
 
The Blue Bulls will be sponsored by tampax on Saturday, to help them through their difficult period...
 
Q)What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead Sharks supporter?
A)There are skid marks in front of a dead dog...

Q)What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A)OJ Simpson had a more credible defence...

Q)What's the difference between a jet engine and the Sharks?
A)A jet engine eventually stops whining...

Q)Did you hear about the South African who was found dead in an Sharks jersey?
A)The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.

Q)Did you hear that the SA Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps with pictures of Sharks players on them?
A)People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

My dose of lame jokes :D
 
Joined this forum just so I can say this is one of the funniest threads I have ever read on the internet. :)
 
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