Shock burial plans for SA

[LazyLion]

The problem is not really about green but space, plus i don't think too many people are going to want to spend their days grinding up human bodies and then shoveling their mince around.

Why do people have to do it?
There are already many automated processing facilities that could handle it.
And space is not an issue... there is always a demand for fertiliser.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Donate bodies to schools. Bury bodies naked tightly next to each other, with only the butt cheeks sticking out. Kids can now park their bikes

Let me guess The feet go to you?

 

[Budza]

Pet food? Cheap mince? Meat smoothie? So many options.

The whole feed the homeless to the hungry idea?

I'll probably sign up as an organ donor. What they do with the leftovers, I'm not sure. They could probably come up with a big tank that decomposes bodies and produces xyz of usable abc. Just chuck the remains in there...

 

[visrot]

Let me guess The feet go to you?

that's just wrong man

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Preserve them in vinegar.

 

[MKFrost]

Put 'em in standing up.....

 

[Scooby_Doo]

Preserve them in vinegar.

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/mzl.imxavlol.320x480-75.jpg

 

[Ockie]

Would be more "green" if we were just ground up as fertiliser.
.

I want to be cremated.

 

[Ninja'd]

I want to be cremated.

/sings

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be cremated
Nothing to do and nowhere to go oh
I wanna be cremated

 

[Creag]

Cremate me when I'm gone or make me into fish or ocean food. Whatever the outcome, I don't want to become a burden to society.

 

[ShaunSA]

I want to be cremated.

Scared there won't be a coffin big enough to keep your legs together

 

[Ockie]

Scared there won't be a coffin big enough to keep your legs together

rofl.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

I want to be cremated.

I thought gingers vanished when they die.

 

[Electric]

I thought gingers vanished when they die.

 

[grok]

Cloud Atlas showed us the way .. recycle them by liquifying their bodies & feeding the protein to new fabricants.

 

[Ockie]

I thought gingers vanished when they die.

/reports for defamation and slander

 

[Ninja'd]

I thought gingers vanished when they die.

It's actually albinos

 

[Compton_effect]

How about a very radical one. Make everyone organ donors.
Most organ donors are white males between the ages of 20 and 40.
Seems those selfish women only want to take take take.
And lets face it - our organs are too big for women and children. (Yeah yeah. You know what I mean.:wtf
And then cremate them. We can run the harvesting facility off the waste heat.

http://www.odf.org.za

 

[visrot]

How about a very radical one. Make everyone organ donors.
Most organ donors are white males between the ages of 20 and 40.
Seems those selfish women only want to take take take.
And lets face it - our organs are too big for women and children. (Yeah yeah. You know what I mean.:wtf
And then cremate them. We can run the harvesting facility off the waste heat.

http://www.odf.org.za

create trade market for organs. Export! Could be good for the economy....heck we have enough supply with all the murders

 

[Zewp]

How about a very radical one. Make everyone organ donors.

While it's not a bad idea, seeing as it will go a long way to solve the problem with the lack of organs in the country, it would probably be considered unconstitutional.