Skin discolouration options?

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I am fixing my life. My body is one part that I need to resolve.

The issue I have is skin discoloration.

I developed a bad habit to scratch where it sweats so my skin has turned from lite brownish to white. (I am white). It is embarrassing being naked. :cry:

I also have white scabs on my hand i hurt a year ago that are much whiter than my normal skin colour so the problem is not just down under.

Without paying a dermatologist is there something I can get over the pharmacy counter. Or would a self tanning product work?

Please no Michael Jackson jokes.
 
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Venomous said:
Some people suffer from pimentation loss. Last I heard there's no solution.

what happens if you spend lotsa time in the sun?
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My hand scabs are still white and haven't tanned.

I would need to get meshed speedo /pants to know if tanning will work but the neighbors won't like this.

Something like this:
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How bad is this problem really? I have scars from chickenpox all over, so I look a little odd when I visit nudist colonies. Just have to live with it.
 
Venomous said:
Have you got a private garden that neighbours can't see over the wall?

Then pretend it's sandy bay!
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Unfortunately houses these days are much higher than walls. Neighbors on 3 sides are double storey :(

If I was super rich I would build a house around a Japanese garden where i could happily tan by myself in the buff.
 
copacetic said:
How bad is this problem really? I have scars from chickenpox all over, so I look a little odd when I visit nudist colonies. Just have to live with it.
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Err it messes up my private life big time as it is please explain.
Women don't understand ball scratching.

Let met put it this way my balls was dalmatian so I decide to fix it by scratching all over and now it is Maltese at least but I now look like a three ring dartboard.
 
nfbs said:
Err it messes up my private life big time as it is please explain.
Women don't understand ball scratching.

Let met put it this way my balls was dalmatian so I decide to fix it by scratching all over and now it is Maltese at least but I now look like a three ring dartboard.
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That is no doubt the most peculiar sentence I have ever read on this site.

I am not sure you should use a self tanning product on your testicles.

I wish I knew of some solution, as suggested, you need to find some way of getting into the sun.
 
Venomous said:
How about buying a UV light?
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That might make my balls too hot. AFAIK the reason why a man's balls are outside the body and not like a woman ovaries inside the body is because a man's balls have to be cooler for the sperm to survive.
I will be hesitant to heat up my balls like that as I still want children.
 
copacetic said:
How bad is this problem really? I have scars from chickenpox all over, so I look a little odd when I visit nudist colonies. Just have to live with it.
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ha ha, I also have the odd chicken pox spot, and also cigarette burns :p. I've also got scares all over my body, one on my chest where I was climbing over a fence and slipped onto it... impaled me :p.

Meh, it's a part of life though. Unless you are very very dark OP, then don't worry about it. Hell, make jokes? I promise you, things aren't as bad as you make it out to seem. And surely, you must have hair? Like my balls are more a juggle than orbs... Although, just tell the ladies that God decided to camouflage your semen by making your balls white? I dunno, if you can't fix something, then laugh about it.

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Sorry, but this is the weirdest thread I've seen in a while...
 
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Funny enough that I have had chicken pox when i was a child as well as an adult I had shingles.
Shingles is the weirdest thing. I got chicken pox as i child and it lied dominant in my body for 20 years. Then once my immune system went to ****e and I felt these pin pricks on the side of my stomach. This lasted for 20 minutes.
Later the weirdest rash developed. I went to the doctor and he diagnosed shingles. Bastard wrote herpes on my sick note that I had to give to my boss for my sick leave. Well the doctor said he gets many patients with it and some never lose the scars. My scars luckily all disappeared but it took a while. So now I am not stressing myself out too much as next time I think it would be worse.
 
Venomous said:
they use UV lights on babies that are born with jaundice....
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Yeah that makes sense. They shine the light over the incubator and as luck would have it incubators have large holes on the sides so I could easily fit in.

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Not sure if one would be allowed to use incubators (obviously without a baby in it) for other uses than for a newborn but since it is a medical problem I don't see a reason why not.

I happen to have had jaundice as a child so it could mean I would go in one for the second time. :D
 
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scotty777 said:
Although, just tell the ladies that God decided to camouflage your semen by making your balls white? I dunno, if you can't fix something, then laugh about it.
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Well funny enough they see me and they either laugh, I gross them out or they subconsciously think if my privates look like that I probably have a disease.

If there exists a lady that has a ball fetish then I would not have a problem but because there doesn't I still have to fix my problem.

It sounds strange but a woman sees a BJ as normal but scratching a man with their nice long nails for an extended time as weird.
 
I don't know if you can still get it but a while ago I knew of something like a lemon fragrant cream you apply to your skin to get a artificial 'sun tan'.

Either use that to darken the light spot or use the stuff they use for anal bleaching to lighten the dark areas.
 
Ok...first off....I can understand why you would be self concious about it. But, before you go and spread your legs naked in the sun to get those babies to brown a bit...I think it would be wise to rather go see a dermatoligist first. For all you know, going into the sun could make it worse.

I doubt if it will make a significant diff....but try some Bio-Oil. Take aques cream...a little dolop in your hand, mix in a few drops of Bio Oil and rub that in untill it is nicely absorbed. Bio Oil is great for scaring and pigmentation abnormalities. Woman use it with stretch marks and it help reduce the appearance of scars also. This aint going to be a quick fix...will take a while...but worth a shot.

But hey....sure there is a lady out there that will like you with speckled balls and all :-)
 
Stop scratching your balls dude! :eek:

And try some cocoa butter. It may help even out the skin tone. :) OC's suggestion of bio-oil is good as well.
 
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