Smash my iBurst

[Grimspoon]

I’m seriously considering taking my modem into iBurst in Sandton, laying it on their fine Italian tiles, and smashing the Sh&t out of it with a 12 pounder.

 

[limnos]

How about strapping a brick around it and chucking it through their main window entrance?!

 

[Pilgrim]

Mail it to them. They may think it is a bomb

 

[Grimspoon]

lmao

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Make a bonfire out of it?

@ Landyman - what happened to yours?

 

[kissingmybbgoodbye]

Whatever you do, post it on youtube so we can have a chuckle as well

 

[Grimspoon]

Even better, iBurst modem + castrol can + few squirts of petrol to get it going... I will sit in entrance on my beer crate, warming my hands over the inferno of buring modems. Yippppeeee go iBurn!

 

[The_Unbeliever]

iBurn

iLike it!

bring on the iJokes

 

[Grimspoon]

Check out www.smashmyipod.com

I think we need to start a

www.smashmyiburst.com

 

[LandyMan]

Make a bonfire out of it?

@ Landyman - what happened to yours?

I knew you were going to ask ... It is still in the study, next to the wireless router ... need to get it "sorted" I know

 

[Ivan...]

ah, but will it blend?

 

[The_Unbeliever]

ah, but will it blend?

It should blend well enough

 

[who.is.michael]

Whatever you do, post it on youtube so we can have a chuckle as well

Please film it, I'll provide the UTD!

 

[Grimspoon]

Please film it, I'll provide the UTD!

Im seriously considering it....I wonder if i could go to jail. Hmmm probably worth it!

 

[ekkesa]

Give me a UTD and someone to hold a camera and i will go smash it to million pieces @ their main entrance...

That is if that their old useless technology have so many pieces..

 

[HavocXphere]

I’m seriously considering taking my modem into iBurst in Sandton, laying it on their fine Italian tiles, and smashing the Sh&t out of it with a 12 pounder.

Forget about the modem and just bring the 12 pounder along to the shop. Hold it *casually* on your shoulder and tell them your here to negotiate the cancellation of your contract.

Extra points if you have some bouncer friends that can tag along.

 

[Grimspoon]

Forget about the modem and just bring the 12 pounder along to the shop. Hold it *casually* on your shoulder and tell them your here to negotiate the cancellation of your contract.

Extra points if you have some bouncer friends that can tag along.

Mwhaha! I will be accompanied by sixteen Colombian cocaine dealers all of which will be rewarded with free donkey rides for a year on successful cancellation of my account.

 

[who.is.michael]

Forget about the modem and just bring the 12 pounder along to the shop. Hold it *casually* on your shoulder and tell them your here to negotiate the cancellation of your contract.

Extra points if you have some bouncer friends that can tag along.

Mwhaha! I will be accompanied by sixteen Colombian cocaine dealers all of which will be rewarded with free donkey rides for a year on successful cancellation of my account.

I realise there is some frustration involved in this thread, however thanks for a good laugh...

 

[Grimspoon]

I realise there is some frustration involved in this thread, however thanks for a good laugh...

Hey we just have to laugh it off, else there would a whole lot of bricks and modems sailing through their windows on a daily basis i think.

 

[Grimspoon]

On a positive note I did get a call from iBurst stating they have got my cancellation forms and it has been noted.....Now i must just keep an eye on my bank balance.