So I paid JMPD a bribe

[AstroTurf]

dvr

 

[The_Unbeliever]

CoJ already knew that

Wonder what's up with that CoJ job....

 

[The_MAC]

You got faked by both the magistrate and the Metro cop.

You have 28 days to renew an expired disc after it expired

It was 2 weeks beyond the grace period of 28 days. It was a busy month..

 

[LCBXX]

I read this thread and then 2 others where people are complaining about Taxi's and the lack of JMPD action etc. I am at a loss for words.

 

[MagicDude4Eva]

I think the FBI should be contacted...

For the sake of full disclosure - I am Austrian and you might not know that by affiliation of my citizenship, I am partially responsible for
- Kapsch erecting those cool disco-lights on your much discussed highways
- Rieder/Valenta designing/installing those cool african-looking facade panels of the Soccer City Stadium
- bringing KTM motorbikes and G-Wagen to this country
- and don't forget the awesome Glock guns (which can not be properly handled by one of your famous bullet-runners)

Oh... almost forgot Redbull, Jagermeister and Stroh Rum....

 

[Sinbad]

For the sake of full disclosure - I am Austrian and you might not know that by affiliation of my citizenship, I am partially responsible for
- Kapsch erecting those cool disco-lights on your much discussed highways
- Rieder/Valenta designing/installing those cool african-looking facade panels of the Soccer City Stadium
- bringing KTM motorbikes and G-Wagen to this country
- and don't forget the awesome Glock guns (which can not be properly handled by one of your famous bullet-runners)
- Adolf Hitler

Oh... almost forgot Redbull, Jagermeister and Stroh Rum....

FTFY

 

[The_Ogre]

Fsck that, I'd have told her to give me change!

 

[froot]

The right way to do it is to wait for the bribe request then say thanks now that you incriminated yourself write the fine so I have all your details.

Then leave with your warning.

This, but make sure you have evidence thereof, and in such a manner that the officer cannot get hold of it.

 

[Wall]

Yep, I find they are very sympathetic or forgiving if you just say "I know I was at fault, I was in a hurry to get home, and I promise I won't do it again."
99% of the time they just let you go.

Yeah, Agreed. i was stopped recently and was quite clearly in the wrong. When the officer approached. I apologised, acknowledged and I was wrong and explained why I did what I did.

He let me go without any fine

 

[MagicDude4Eva]

FTFY

He was a sh*t artist/painter. Don't make this an Austrian problem

 

[LazyLion]

Just tell her you don't have any cash.

 

[Sinbad]

He was a sh*t artist/painter. Don't make this an Austrian problem

Worse, he was a ****in vegetarian

 

[MagicDude4Eva]

Worse, he was a ****in vegetarian

He got that from the germans. AFAIK he only started towards WWII.

 

[bromster]

Would've worked with R50...

 

[Gaz{M}]

Next time ask her if she accepts VISA and to fetch her credit card machine.

Watch the look on her face:

 

[The_Unbeliever]

EIn German bruder hier, ja?

Wie geht es dir? Gut, ja? Wo sei die Schnapps?

 

[AfricanTech]

For the sake of full disclosure - I am Austrian and you might not know that by affiliation of my citizenship, I am partially responsible for
- Kapsch erecting those cool disco-lights on your much discussed highways
- Rieder/Valenta designing/installing those cool african-looking facade panels of the Soccer City Stadium
- bringing KTM motorbikes and G-Wagen to this country
- and don't forget the awesome Glock guns (which can not be properly handled by one of your famous bullet-runners)

Oh... almost forgot Redbull, Jagermeister and Stroh Rum....

I knew about the Kapsch thing, but dammit, them other things...especially those orange horrors

If the FBI can go after FIFA i recckon you're fair game especially for the Stroh Rum <---evil in a bottle!

PS: the Glock nearly got you off, but the Rum puts you over the edge

 

[MagicDude4Eva]

I knew about the Kapsch thing, but dammit, them other things...especially those orange horrors

If the FBI can go after FIFA i recckon you're fair game especially for the Stroh Rum <---evil in a bottle!

PS: the Glock nearly got you off, but the Rum puts you over the edge

Google "rum kokos" - pure Austrian evil

 

[AfricanTech]

He was a sh*t artist/painter. Don't make this an Austrian problem

Sinbad is a bladdy agent - ignore him

 

[creeper]

I got fined recently R1500 for driving with an expired licence disk (it was 2 weeks expired, first time ever), and this was in Mpumalanga. As soon as she hinted at a bribe, I told her "Sorry, I actually have a conscience and integrity". I then and there drove 30km to the magistrate in the area, and got it squashed to R500, paid it, and felt pretty relieved for not falling into the trap. Plus, I don't think I will ever forget to renew the licence disk.

Th only way to break this plague, is to simply start paying. But yeah, its tempting to part with R200 rather than R1500..

You know, you have 21 days grace after a car licence expires.