Lycanthrope
Honorary Master
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Here is the longer one: Staphylococcus
Just don't google image it. It tends to show the absolute worst cases! You usually just hope it aint Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) - the kind of staph infection that can kill you and tends to be highly resistant to antibiotics.
For me it starts with small red spot and a deep shooting pain. Like a toothache. The pain goes away and it then forms like a normal zit. The center of the "zit" then usually tends to become a small black spot over the course of a few days. The deep throbbing pain usually comes back by now. You can puncture it and it will drain like this "thick" puss. You can keep doing this for weeks on end. If you do it properly you can get rid of it within a week. But this is only possible if the location of the wound is easy to reach. Usually if the last thick "snot-like" puss is out, leaving a gaping hole, it will stop progressing and start to heal.
I had one on the side of my face so I would use the hard bone at the back as a nice platform and apply a whole lot of pressure each night and clean it out properly. 3 days later it was 'over' and it started to heal.
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So... basically a boil? You drama queen