Sonic The Hedgehog

What were they thinking licensing this thing? Sega will never recover from this.
 
What were they thinking licensing this thing? Sega will never recover from this.
I've spent most of this afternoon going through SEGA-SAMMY HOLDINGS Annual Reports and financials to see if there's any reason why they needed to license this. You know? Past experiences where SEGA were in deep financial straits and then did stuff like, kill off a console and sell out to Sony and Nitendo and of course allow themselves to be mergered with SAMMY.

There's nothing, nor is there any mention of this film. Upcoming games yes, we know which ones thanks to the Annual Reports (and confrimed by gaming industry insiders)
But this abomination is nowhere in their annual reports, not even in terms of expenditure, it seems this was a straight licensing deal (as is the case with many others) and business as usual, while the world outside of Japan has to be nauseated with this crap.

If it is any consolation, Sonic's co-creator hasn't got good things to say either. However, Naoto Oshima remains silent on this film, and Sonic Team, also remain silent.
 
I just hope Tails and Knuckles didn't make it into this film. Hopefully they can still be redeemed.
 
This looks like an absolute load of hot garbage. Definitely going to give this a miss.
 
Of course...
* furries (because they can then actually visualise it with a package and lick their lips and get all horny in the movie theater already so that when the movie is over, straight trip to the john to fukk each other or to paw off)
* ignorant, uneducated children
* people who have never played a Sonic game in their lives, and are typically the woke milennials

No.

Because die hard sonic fans are taking over the net spreading the movie and causing attention. Could be tactical viral marketing if you ask me.
 
No.

Because die hard sonic fans are taking over the net spreading the movie and causing attention. Could be tactical viral marketing if you ask me.
Excuse me... die hard Sonic fans (like myself) are currently in private discussions talking about how we are going to handle this train wreck from derailing our entire fandom and hobby.
You wouldn't know because you're not in that community.
I've already requested people to refrain from posting these ugly images and trailers in my Telegram groups
 
It's a character not from this world why make it look like it belongs. Jesus it looks so dam scary my little cuzzies asked why does he look so freaky. Like then you know you fked. GG sonic
 
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