SPIDER - Can anyone identify this spider

[StonerStuart]

Hey SpiderFolk's

Is anyone able to identify this spider with its scientific name?

As far as I can tell it is an orb web spider, but I have had no luck with its scientific classification.




















Please, if anyone who is good at identifying spiders can supply me with its scientific name as well as its common name if it has one I will really appreciate it.


Regards,
~SS~

 

[DJ...]

It's common name is Mike.

Not sure about it's scientific name though...

 

[StonerStuart]

Now that i'm looking at these pics, correct me if im wrong but there are two different spiders here?!

 

[Azbubu]

Now that i'm looking at these pics, correct me if im wrong but there are two different spiders here?!

I only see Mike.

 

[DJ...]

Now that i'm looking at these pics, correct me if im wrong but there are two different spiders here?!

No, that's definitely Mike...

 

[satanboy]

No, that's definitely Mike...

BS...that is Michelle

 

[Falco]

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wtf are the two sunny side ups doing on your ceiling??

 

[StonerStuart]

^ Bumping up till someone can answer me ^

Yes wave to mike and michelle...

 

[biometrics]

Is that your place? Why is it so dirty?

 

[StonerStuart]

Is that your place? Why is it so dirty?

No, Its a factory :erm:

 

[Azbubu]

No, Its a factory :erm:

Why do you live in a factory?

 

[Gallderhen]

Hey SpiderFolk's

Is anyone able to identify this spider with its scientific name?

As far as I can tell it is an orb web spider, but I have had no luck with its scientific classification.


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~SS~

Google seem to think you have a Porch Spider (or orb weaver)

-G-

 

[StonerStuart]

Google seem to think you have a Porch Spider (or orb weaver)

-G-

Thanks but that is not it!
Look at the way it made its web!

 

[StonerStuart]

 

[Azbubu]

Why are you blowing a nut on it's web?!

 

[StonerStuart]

Why do you live in a factory?

Why not?
Only evident issue is spiders!

Other than that its all fun and games!

 

[DJ...]

Thanks but that is not it!
Look at the way it made its web!

Mike has a bad back. Don't read too much into the web...

 

[StonerStuart]

Why are you blowing a nut on it's web?!

Why not return to TK where you belong?
Fukk off and troll somewhere else!

 

[Azbubu]

Why not return to TK where you belong?
Fukk off and troll somewhere else!

you must have me mistaken for another.

No need to be rude. No wonder you're living in a spider factory.

 

[StonerStuart]

you must have me mistaken for another.

No need to be rude. No wonder you're living in a spider factory.

haha ok, sorry I did... Im just sick of the cool kids on the block!

Dont be dissing my spider factory!
Its where your fav babysoft putwhole cleansers come from!

Next time you see a spider in your bathroom / toilet, thing of me..
Unless your'e doing the nasty then - DO NOT - think of me!