Steve Hofmeyr robbed while on holiday

[Fulcrum29]

If it was anyone else I would go with that but given that this is Steve Hofmeyer....

He is on purposely ambiguous.

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

Lol! Or one of his illegitimate children.

 

[Fulcrum29]

the stench that emanates from his mouth as a direct result of the crap it spews
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Yah, that Bloubul song

 

[diabolus]

Where is his holiday home?

Probably Jacobsbaai near Cape Town (also since all the articles seem to be originating from CT) :
http://www.property24.com/articles/buy-steve-hofmeyr’s-beachfront-home/20897

Pretty shoddy journalism to not actually include this info, clearly people writing articles straight from tweets again without bothering to do some research.

 

[Fudzy]

Probably Jacobsbaai near Cape Town:
http://www.property24.com/articles/buy-steve-hofmeyr’s-beachfront-home/20897

Oranje probably didn't want his type.

 

[daveza]

Will he write a song about it ?

 

[OrbitalDawn]

Oranje probably didn't want his type.

Orania*

 

[cr@zydude]

Lol! Or one of his illegitimate children.

Lol, lol, lol.

Steve is a true idiot. I wonder why he didn't just come out and say "Blacks robbed me, and they stink"?

 

[Hamster]

Um, do we really have to spell it out?
He thinks black people (or robbers maybe) stink.

Some do. Some white people too. Totally plausible that somebody that robs houses is poor and haven't taken a bath in a couple of days.

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Known a few house robberies where the swines will shyte all over the place. It is Hof though so anything is possible

 

[Grant]

Oranje probably didn't want his type.

/arranges for a balloon filled with orania air to be posted to hofmeyr

 

[Sneeky]

Be funny if the robber was a wit ou ...

LOL, true that!!!!

en

 

[chrisc]

Maybe he pooped his pants?

That is what I thought immediately.

 

[Frankie_Yale]

LOL, true that!!!!

en

how many kids does this legend have?

 

[satanboy]

Have you ever had your house being broken into?

You can smell them. That not bathing for weeks on end smell...

I've had a few, never smelt a thing. Maybe we have a better class of burglar around here.

 

[longboy]

"He said his television, Xbox and the police were still missing from the scene"

I laughed so hard that my zolpipe fell off my mouth!

 

[satanboy]

Known a few house robberies where the swines will shyte all over the place. It is Hof though so anything is possible

But how could you tell the difference in his place?

 

[Kloofvreter]

Have you ever had your house being broken into?

You can smell them. That not bathing for weeks on end smell...

This is true.

 

[Ninja'd]

What does he mean "ons 1e"?

 

[Kloofvreter]

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What does he mean "ons 1e"?

First time :erm: