Study done on Apple as a religeon.

[w1z4rd]

Oh.. so thats what the iTit looks like...no not you surfs-up .. the other one..

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will range in cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

[hammell]

What? An anti Apple article on the Register? Surely not! They love Apple there...

 

[Rouxenator]

Looking at your sig for a moment I thought it was hilarious... you know.. because Clarkson is an iPhone fanboy

He most certainly was - about 3 season ago when iPhone was still fashionable.

I was going to read it, but then I saw who posted it.

El Reg is a menacing force to be reckoned with - I'll give you that.

religeon? spelling fail.

how's life in finland roux? cos everything in this article ES POO... duh.

LOL - now that made me smile - I'll remember it thanks. BTW, do you have an app that generates those for you ?

Your life must be very boring and uninteresting if you can copy and paste such crap articles. Get a girlfriend, or a dog....they will keep you entertained.

Yes my life is an epic fail - but its all worth while when I make apple [-]believers[/-] fanbois write hilarious things like you do.

Woooah, the faith is strong in this one. All hail Apple!

He has been know to blow the Jobsian horn quite a bit yes. Oh wait - that's totally not straight.

What? An anti Apple article on the Register? Surely not! They love Apple there...

I know! Its as unbelievable as an anti Apple article on Toms Hardware - how odd

 

[BeVonk!]

If there's one person on this forum that's turned Apple into a religion then its Rouxenator. He's constantly attacking Apple as if Jobs - the lord of iTopia - is threatening to condemn him to hell if he doesn't repent from his Nokia ways.

 

[Rouxenator]

If there's one person on this forum that's turned Apple into a religion then its Rouxenator. He's constantly attacking Apple as if Jobs - the lord of iTopia - is threatening to condemn him to hell if he doesn't repent from his Nokia ways.

LOL! and there I was thinking The Register is boring

 

[Synaesthesia]

Umberto Eco wrote about this, many years ago in 1994. http://www.themodernword.com/eco/eco_mac_vs_pc.html

He argues that if computers were religions, the Mac would be catholicism and PC's are protestant/calvinistic. Quite a good argument.

 

[surfs-up]

I'm not going to fall for anymore of Roux's customary trolls, we are feeding him, for some perverse pleasure that he gets out of it. I won't comment further, have a good evening.

 

[d0b33]

He most certainly was - about 3 season ago when iPhone was still fashionable.

I've watched season 15, he still is a fanboy.

I'm not going to fall for anymore of Roux's customary trolls, we are feeding him, for some perverse pleasure that he gets out of it. I won't comment further, have a good evening.

lol... he wins when you take him seriously, I just have a laugh with the bloke since he is a closet Apple fanboy suppressing his desires, rather funny.

 

[subxero]

Umberto Eco wrote about this, many years ago in 1994. http://www.themodernword.com/eco/eco_mac_vs_pc.html

He argues that if computers were religions, the Mac would be catholicism and PC's are protestant/calvinistic. Quite a good argument.

Does that make me agnostic or atheist in computer religion? Lost faith and interest in Mac hardware but love the OS. Love PC customized builds but have limited need for the OS. (Se7en). I think I made it all about me and what I want instead of being a blind follower / believer.

 

[Synaesthesia]

Nah, I feel the same. Just wanted to post something random to the thread.

 

[Rouxenator]

Strange thing is - I'm just the messenger - the story is actually on El Reg. I merely brought it under your attention as an aid for self reflection or to instill denial.

 

[Rouxenator]

I'm not going to fall for anymore of Roux's customary trolls, we are feeding him, for some perverse pleasure that he gets out of it. I won't comment further, have a good evening.

We'll you'd better not! If Steve catches you here it will be 30 Hail iMacs for you !

 

[Synaesthesia]

Dude ... The Register - they're so anti-apple.

 

[Rouxenator]

Aren't you being a bit too focused here? I thought that is what the internet as a whole is?

 

[Synaesthesia]

No just your bookmarks

 

[DJNgoma]

No just your bookmarks

+1, you have to admit PeterCH used to do the same thing in the PC Hardware sub-forum. Two wrongs don't make a right and Rouxenator is just seeking the Mac users attention this time. Honestly I would have disregarded this thread and let him be.

 

[Rouxenator]

Guys - you keep on taking it out on me as if I made up this stuff. Putting your heads in iSand will not make it go away and if you see something and go "Meh, its from El Reg" then fine by me. I should also point out that El Reg only reported on a study that was done. So if you do decide to go on an iCrusade then I suggest you take it to the people that did the studies and wrote the paper. Moaning and iComplaing around here about me being an fTard is really just stating the obvious. Go defend your moral core with these heretics, how dare they iSay.

 

[Synaesthesia]

Guys - you keep on taking it out on me as if I made up this stuff. Putting your heads in iSand will not make it go away and if you see something and go "Meh, its from El Reg" then fine by me. I should also point out that El Reg only reported on a study that was done. So if you do decide to go on an iCrusade then I suggest you take it to the people that did the studies and wrote the paper. Moaning and iComplaing around here about me being an fTard is really just stating the obvious. Go defend your moral core with these heretics, how dare they iSay.

Well I must say, you do provide us with good entertainment.

 

[Rouxenator]

Thanks iTry

 

[d0b33]

Thanks iTry

Spot any crocs yet?