Summerstrand couple found murdered

[SkippyRamirez]

/stares at thread intensely

I can call murderers whatever I want, regardless of their skin colour - they fall under the same category to me.

 

[STS]

Some do, getting done in by primates.

Eventually, on a long enough scale, they'll all get done in by primates some day and you won't need to worry about them any more

 

[SkippyRamirez]

Eventually, on a long enough scale, they'll all get done in by primates some day and you won't need to worry about them any more

Unlikely. Primates are not very smart though.

 

[STS]

Unlikely. Primates are not very smart though.

Must be smarter than the people they're doing in obviously?

 

[sand_man]

It's obvious the handyman did it... If the door was locked, how did he know they had been ransacked?

The bodies of an elderly couple were found in their Summerstrand home on Monday morning, with axe wounds to the head.

Andre and Lydia Saaiman – believed to be in their 70s – were murdered some time between Saturday afternoon and Monday morning.

Police spokesman Warrant Officer Alwin Labans said the handyman arrived at the Rustica Lodge complex in Scott Street, found that the Saaimans’ home had been ransacked and contacted their daughter.

The daughter arrived at the scene and contacted police who, upon breaking down the door, found the couple murdered.

Police are on the scene.

 

[SkippyRamirez]

Must be smarter than the people they're doing in obviously?

Not really, tests have shown that primates are ok with more singular tasks with minimal distractions. On a larger scale though, there is just too much going on, confuses them, you see?

 

[Ninja'd]

It's obvious the handyman did it... If the door was locked, how did he know they had been ransacked?

Not the main entrance door. It was one of the rooms according to the follow up article.

The couple’s bodies were found inside a locked room in their Scott Street home shortly before 8am on Monday.

Edit: They're looking at the gardener now but don't even have his identity.

 

[STS]

Not really, tests have shown that primates are ok with more singular tasks with minimal distractions. On a larger scale though, there is just too much going on, confuses them, you see?

No doubt, just saying that more complex people are being knocked off by autistic monkeys as per your argument, it's inevitable and only logical that they won't last long?

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Bloody sick place and people

 

[C4Cat]

Unlikely. Primates are not very smart though.

:erm: you are a primate unless you're not human?

 

[yebocan]

:erm: you are a primate unless you're not human?

such fun watching inane ramblings, trying to be coherent,..