1. Yes, clicking a few times is a herculean effort. Fortunately you don't have to install anything since remote wipe is a standard feature of Android.
2. If someone is retarded enough to store confidential information on any smartphone, pc or any other internet-connected device without taking security measures, they don't deserve that device. Also, see point 1. Also, Android inherits the Exchange server's security policy when you set up the account. You don't know Android.
3. Not much. I used almost 20MB today Streetviewing a hell of a lot of places. Also, you can download any maps available for Symbian or NĂĽvi devices and use those in a myriad of ways with the right program. You clearly don't know Android.
4. It's not. wtf are you talking about? have you ever really used an Android phone? You don't know Android.
5. Android tabs are ****. They're giant cellphones with much fewer pixels per area on the screen and the camera, just like Apple tabs. If you want a phone, use a phone. If you want a tablet PC, get a proper (older) one running Windows. You don't get the point of Android.
6. Well you can either not look at ads, or get an (also free) ad blocker. I know, googling is teh hard. I actually sort of agree with you that gaming is not a major point, but then again, it seems you just don't understand Android.
7. It seems more like you need an iphone now, rather than a Blackberry. Let someone else make your decisions for you, don't worry about installing the right thing or leaving important data on your phone. Uncle Steve will delete it if some naughty children steal it. Provided you synced with his service everytime and paid your club dues.