You are being disingenuous and dramatic. A traffic offence is not a crime. My degree and profession requires the same (so let's not try compare dicks here ok?).
And yes. Simple. I whole heartedly agree.
Negligent driving IS in fact a crime.
So is holding a cellphone:
National Road Traffic Act, 1996
National Road Traffic Regulations, 1999
Chapter X : Rules of the road and matters relating thereto
Part I : Rules of the road
308A. Prohibition on use of communication device while driving
1) No person shall drive a vehicle on a public road –
a) while holding a cellular or mobile telephone or any other communication device in one or both hands or with any other part of the body;
b) while using or operating a cellular or mobile telephone or other communication device unless such a cellular or mobile telephone or other communication device is affixed to the vehicle or is part of the fixture in the vehicle and remains so affixed while being used or operated, or is specially adapted or designed to be affixed to the person of the driver as headgear, and is so used, to enable such driver to use or operate such telephone or communication device without holding it in the manner contemplated in paragraph (a), and remains so affixed while being used or operated.
2) The word "headgear" includes for the purpose of this regulation a device which is specially designed or adapted to allow the driver to use a cellular or mobile telephone or other communication device in such a manner that he or she does not hold it in one or both hands or with any other part of the body, and which is connected to the cellular or mobile telephone or other communication device, directly or indirectly, while being fitted to or attached to one or both ears of the driver.