Thanks, Dr. Google

[Azbubu]

If Doctor Google will provide medical certificates for absence then I'm all in.

 

[Lupus]

At least we know it's never lupus.

Who says?

 

[MickeyD]

LOL, my family doctor is very old school... still does not (cannot) use a PC. First question to me is usually "what did google say?".

 

[MickeyD]

I tried to explain Apple and tablets to him... he told me to eat the apple and shove the tablet up my arse to see if it could take my temperature.

 

[DJ...]

I tried to explain Apple and tablets to him... he told me to eat the apple and shove the tablet up my arse to see if it could take my temperature.

And...what was the temperature?

 

[Vicky]

And...what was the temperature?

I'm sure there is an app for that...

 

[MickeyD]

I'm sure there is an app for that...

Yeah... a rectal thermometer !!

 

[DJ...]

Yeah... a rectal thermometer !!

Can't find it on Google Play?