The Bro Code!

[medicnick83]

The bro code is sacred... you people have no respect!

 

[DJ...]

Yep, they don't come by that often.

Whats wrong? Cant afford to be reported to the school board again?

 

[Picard]

Whats wrong? Cant afford to be reported to the school board again?

No way, they are rooting for me in the girls departement. There's this one lady on the PTA (I often work with) that's gorgeous. Pity she married though to a damn dentist and has a kid in one of my classes.

 

[DJ...]

No way, they are rooting for me in the girls departement. There's this one lady on the PTA (I often work with) that's gorgeous. Pity she married though to a damn dentist and has a kid in one of my classes.

Married = stepping stone
Married to a dentist = married to boredom personified
Kid = problem

I say get rid of the kid then go for it!

 

[Gnome]

Article 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.

I learned this the hard way but it's very true, ex GF = Bad idea (even if they are cool about it)

 

[medicnick83]

As your online Bro, i'd say no stay clear... plenty of other fishes to plunder

 

[Picard]

Married = stepping stone
Married to a dentist = married to boredom personified
Kid = problem

I say get rid of the kid then go for it!

Couldn't do it. Her daughter is the cutest little grade 1er you ever seen. With the brighest personality. She like a little star in the class.

She's got her mother's genes.

 

[DJ...]

Couldn't do it. Her daughter is the cutest little grade 1er you ever seen. With the brighest personality. She like a little star in the class.

She's got her mother's genes.

Sounds like you would make a good step-father...

Get in there!

 

[boramk]

The Bro abides

 

[HavocXphere]

Couldn't do it. Her daughter is the cutest little grade 1er you ever seen. With the brighest personality. She like a little star in the class.

She's got her mother's genes.

Yeah...best not to risk breaking a happy family...esp for the sake of the lil one.

 

[DJ...]

Yeah...best not to risk breaking a happy family...esp for the sake of the lil one.

Marriage is over-rated. The kid will get over it soon enough and will be calling Picard 'daddy" in no time...

 

[TheViperZA]

There is actually a book publised called "the bro code"

 

[Kosmik]

Pretty much yeah, but this is more the complete guide.

Barnie keeps talking about the "Bro code" but no one ever sees it... this is sorta what you don't see but what he refers too in the series.

From 95 onwards, we can make up as we go.

But I'm not sure this is the 'true' bro code... but it's still funny

He does break it out once that I know. So as not to spoil the story the following is edited from the episode "The Goat"

Allegedly written by Barnabus Stinson in the 18th century when Benjamin Franklin and George Washington were too busy to write it themselves, the Bro Code proves to be a very tight document that Ted has followed flawlessly and Barney...

 

[Dolby]

I have 3 cats :/

 

[chiskop]

I think that gdiza may not be the best person to be advising on Team Testosterone.

 

[medicnick83]

lmao!

 

[DJ...]

I think that gdiza may not be the best person to be advising on Team Testosterone.

True - when he says bros before hoes, he means that in every possible way...

 

[RazedInBlack]

Lol gdiza! I'm sure theres a b1tch code coming soon! Can't wait to laugh my ass off for that one.