The Department of Dysfunction

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The Department of Dysfunction

"They will do as we say, or else we’ll take their licences to produce apples!" screamed the King of the Council of Authority…

 

[LazyLion]

me gave up half way... was too convoluted. Sounded like a really bad fourth installment of Shrek.

 

[Ice2Cool]

Wtf - this article made no sense at all.

 

[Weasley]

What a poeme

 

[Silver-0-surfer]

wow, so thats what almost being bored to death feels like

 

[Albereth]

It was very funny.

LOLs at Council of Jesters

 

[Mercurious]

I thought I was the only one.

 

[MielieSpoor]

Hopefully Telkom and the likes see how bad they were and really start to give the apples [bandwith] to us!!

Very good article if I may add...

 

[eltherza]

Apples? Donkeys? Kings?


It was funny and interesting until the donkeys, then I lost who was who


On the topic, it's rather silly to "threaten remove the license" from vodacom/cellc/mnt unless the have more capacity for 2010. Remove vodacom's license = half the infrastructure gone... and it's already being strained by SA as it is... Typical SA mind set, trains are late - lets burn down the trains in response.... infrastructure under strain, lets threaten to destroy it...

stupid.

 

[inferno]

haha that was brilliant!

Summed up things really well.

 

[Tile]

This is one of the most brilliant articles i've ever read!! If anyone has been following the ICT sector at all everythin would make sense quite easily..
Some guidelines to disect the article.

Apple companies = ISPs/Operators
Blue apples = Vodacom
Donkey Company = I think is telkom
Yellow apples = MTN
Red apples = Cell C
Baskets = Infrastructure/Local Fiber links
Orange basket = Neotel Infrastructure
man it just goes on you guys can figure out the rest
LMAO Brilliant just brilliant!!

 

[Shadow Dragon]

lol wut?

 

[davemc]

Telkovodadonkeykong!

 

[Nerfherder]

[qoute]In all this chaos the Crowd of Jesters even threatened to stop eating the green apples. But damn, those apples were tasty.[/quote]

Bwahahahahh...... I'm still laughing !

 

[Nerfherder]

Donkeys are Eskom BTW

"The donkey company was also to blame. The apple giants needed the power from the donkeys to make the whole apple network work. Sometimes donkeys died, and during the first month of the year of last, there were very few donkeys indeed. In fact there was a donkey shortage and donkeys had to be rationed."

 

[dj_jyno]

This is one of the most brilliant articles i've ever read!! If anyone has been following the ICT sector at all everythin would make sense quite easily..
Some guidelines to disect the article.

Apple companies = ISPs/Operators
Blue apples = Vodacom
Donkeys = [-]I think is telkom[/-] Undersea cables (SAT-3, SEACOM, EASSy, etc.)
Yellow apples = MTN
Red apples = Cell C
Baskets = Infrastructure/Local Fiber links
Orange basket = Neotel Infrastructure
man it just goes on you guys can figure out the rest
LMAO Brilliant just brilliant!!

I lol'd

 

[RogueTr00per]

This is one of the most brilliant articles i've ever read!! If anyone has been following the ICT sector at all everythin would make sense quite easily..
Some guidelines to disect the article.

Apple companies = ISPs/Operators
Blue apples = Vodacom
Donkey Company = I think is telkom
Yellow apples = MTN
Red apples = Cell C
Baskets = Infrastructure/Local Fiber links
Orange basket = Neotel Infrastructure
man it just goes on you guys can figure out the rest
LMAO Brilliant just brilliant!!

err no... Basket company is Telkom and Donkey company is Eskom.

The "two (and a half) apple companies" are the cellular networks.

Festival of Games is 2010, etc...

Yeah, an amusing article

 

[Nerfherder]

Seen on Neotel's website today : "Compare apples with oranges"

 

[Kosmik]

I lol'ed so hard I nearly pee'd my pants.

Brilliant.

 

[Antonf]

Gave up after a few sentences, what a load off CR@P