The Help-SSB-get-a girlfriend-project thread

i think he's already had breakfast and now working up an appetite for lunch
 
YAY!!! We vry'd!!

I took her to Baobab in Menlyn and we had a nice dinner there and then walked around the mall a bit and then she said why don't we go to my place. Sitting next to her we chatted a bit and I leaned in a kissed her. Then we vry'd a while and then watched a movie on SABC, and I could only vry her during the (blessedly long) ad breaks. Then I took her home and she loved the compilation CD I played :D

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This is nice, I like. Great success! :D
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supersunbird said:
YAY!!! We vry'd!!

I took her to Baobab in Menlyn and we had a nice dinner there and then walked around the mall a bit and then she said why don't we go to my place. Sitting next to her we chatted a bit and I leaned in a kissed her. Then we vry'd a while and then watched a movie on SABC, and I could only vry her during the (blessedly long) ad breaks. Then I took her home and she loved the compilation CD I played :D

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This is nice, I like. Great success! :D
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Congrats dude, well done man:D
 
good on you dude!
/high fives all round

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sexy time
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Goooooooooooooooo super, now you can stop going on about how you know nothing in threads pertaining to the opposite sex :p

Awesome to hear man.
 
A friend of mine joined Dating Buz and ended up meeting a girl from Joburg. After a couple of weeks of chatting etc, she decided to come to Cape Town.
When he went to pick her up at the airport, he saw that she was much older and almost double the size than in the pics she sent him.
He ended up leaving her at the airport :eek:

Surely if you are planning to meet someone and you lie about your age and looks, you are setting yourself up for a disaster.
 
wait. you went back to your place, vry'd and you actually thought she was interested in the movie on television :eek:

Dude. there has been 0 cases in my past where I invite over a girl to my place for movies where we actually ended up watching the movie... it always ended up in.... yes well...

BIG lesson. Never get DVD's or watch a movie you actually want to watch on a date. Always end up with satisfying sex and then wondering wtf happened in the movie. (Yes, I actually LOVE movies that much...)
 
genetic said:
A friend of mine joined Dating Buz and ended up meeting a girl from Joburg. After a couple of weeks of chatting etc, she decided to come to Cape Town.
When he went to pick her up at the airport, he saw that she was much older and almost double the size than in the pics she sent him.
He ended up leaving her at the airport :eek:

Surely if you are planning to meet someone and you lie about your age and looks, you are setting yourself up for a disaster.
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Exactly why I never lie about anything. Whats the use? Why would you think that "love is blind" if you lied to the person to begin with.

My first blind date over the internet (IRC, was forced by my friend to go with so I figured wtf not). The 5ft6 girl (why the HELL do girls insist on saying 5ft6 etc? We're on the metric system since I was born? what the ****?) and she turned out to be close to 2 meters?

And not the thin tall slender kind either...

If she didn't lie I would have been inclined to bonk her
 
AcidRaZor said:
wait. you went back to your place, vry'd and you actually thought she was interested in the movie on television :eek:

Dude. there has been 0 cases in my past where I invite over a girl to my place for movies where we actually ended up watching the movie... it always ended up in.... yes well...

BIG lesson. Never get DVD's or watch a movie you actually want to watch on a date. Always end up with satisfying sex and then wondering wtf happened in the movie. (Yes, I actually LOVE movies that much...)
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We vry'd for a hour before the movie. And she said wanted to watch it, but I could vry her during the ad breaks. It was fun waiting for the ad breaks. Maybe she was playing a game, i don't care. It was a fun game.

I'm sure we'll screw eventually. I don't have to rush things along, vrying is quite lekker on its own too...
 
supersunbird said:
We vry'd for a hour before the movie. And she said wanted to watch it, but I could vry her during the ad breaks. It was fun waiting for the ad breaks. Maybe she was playing a game, i don't care. It was a fun game.

I'm sure we'll screw eventually. I don't have to rush things along, vrying is quite lekker on its own too...
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Oe, then that is quite cool.

I would've come up with a game for that somehow. When the advert comes on I'd do absolutley nothing. And then if she asks if there's anything wrong I'd say "yes, you didn't say the magic word"

:D
 
oh one thing you "kids" should learn is to take your time with anything.

kissing
touching
etc

The last time I *touched* a girl (wink wink nudge nudge) I made her beg before I did... thats after I've been using my finger tips on several places other than her, well....

Anyway. Kissing is not that bad. Gets quite intense after a bit and once the clothes start coming off you have to slap yourself through the face and go "SLOW IT DOWN MOFO"

If you can keep it slow paced but progress it quick enough she'll be in 7th heaven without the snotsambok having to come out
 
Super don't worry about sex for the moment dude, good ol mrs palm should do and unload your gun before you go out, firstly because you won't be as horny, secondly it sounds like a long time since you have had sex so if you do get laid you won't blow your load as soon as you stick it in.

If you going to sign up to a dating site and you lie about yourself, your going to be let down, also the problem you have is people think if they lie and they find someone, they might like you for your personality and looks past what you look like.
 
just make sure you don't mrs palm right before you go out with her though. Your testosterone takes a dive right after orgasm which momentarilty turns you into a chick.

This might save you from saying "yes" to a chick flick or anything she suggests. Don't be afraid to take the lead
 
I'm not worried about sex, it will... err come when it comes :p and I struggle to... well yeah "finish", so no early break for me :p

And Acid, we watched a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie tonight :D
 
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