The Kempton Park Serial Killer thread

ā€œThe unfortunate incident just came to our knowledge this morning at Dawn Park in Villa Lisa, where a female [who appears to have been] 30 years old was found half-naked. The team is on the ground.

You've got to love the quality of reporting in this country - "The team is on the ground" -- where else would they be, hanging in the air from a trapeze?
 
Sargeant said:
ā€œThe unfortunate incident just came to our knowledge this morning at Dawn Park in Villa Lisa, where a female [who appears to have been] 30 years old was found half-naked. The team is on the ground.

You've got to love the quality of reporting in this country - "The team is on the ground" -- where else would they be, hanging in the air from a trapeze?
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Come on, it's an idiomatic line.
 
Sargeant said:
ā€œThe unfortunate incident just came to our knowledge this morning at Dawn Park in Villa Lisa, where a female [who appears to have been] 30 years old was found half-naked. The team is on the ground.

You've got to love the quality of reporting in this country - "The team is on the ground" -- where else would they be, hanging in the air from a trapeze?
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That reminds me. Does anyone have a Kempton Park flag for my dp?

#istandwiththekemptonparkese
#runningmustfall
#menaretrash
#lindseyclintsyisaheroine
#postnatalblues
 
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