The Shroom Thread

capd said:
Where are you now? Any machine elves? Hehe
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Haha, no machine elves! Maybe if I smoked some DMT or Changa lol. Psychedelics are a great reset, and I really need a reset every few months! I've been stuck in a box of mild depression and lack of ambition for the last few months, even though I'm on a light dose of SSRIs according to my doctor's recommendations. It's time for round two. Took half a Xanax and 350ugs. I think I'm going to trip ballz.
 
Defiler said:
Chilling out in the man cave while it storms outside sipping some red and listening to the Dark Side of the Moon.
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Where are you sourcing your shrooms? It's been a couple of years and I do have some stock but I'm a bit worried that it's quite old.
 
RanzB said:
Where are you sourcing your shrooms? It's been a couple of years and I do have some stock but I'm a bit worried that it's quite old.
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Will have lost their magic unless stored correctly? Chocolate, honey, freezer?
 
I need to share the load here.

I am having a dilemma in that when I was jolling on APE (the best shrooms I've ever had (compared to GT and NSS)), I remember ripping up the dancefloor to some tunes that I can't seem to find again, which is weird because it was all through YT, and I've been tracing my steps.

So far, nadda, am about half way through, (at least 2 hours), so wish me luck.
 
Still no luck. :(

I think I have to take it a step further and order some more APE, get into the mode I was in (alternating between dance floor where the coffee table was and vegging on the couch with legs up the wall when I got tired as I'm out of shape) and try take notes this time round.
 
wingnut771 said:
Still no luck. :(

I think I have to take it a step further and order some more APE, get into the mode I was in (alternating between dance floor where the coffee table was and vegging on the couch with legs up the wall when I got tired as I'm out of shape) and try take notes this time round.
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Go through your YouTube history.
 
wingnut771 said:
I need to share the load here.

I am having a dilemma in that when I was jolling on APE (the best shrooms I've ever had (compared to GT and NSS)), I remember ripping up the dancefloor to some tunes that I can't seem to find again, which is weird because it was all through YT, and I've been tracing my steps.

So far, nadda, am about half way through, (at least 2 hours), so wish me luck.
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It’s probably because the song sounded different when you were tripping and now what you "heard" is gone.
 
airborne said:
It’s probably because the song sounded different when you were tripping and now what you "heard" is gone.
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I understand, but damn, it wasn't only one song, it was several, but I hear you and this is why I'm resorting to my plan b to get ****ed again and retrace my steps (with a notepad (keen to try read my handwriting on that)).

The way I am on shrooms is that I normally become a dysfunctional member of society, where I cannot operate a computer mouse or a car key etc. I don't even know what a key hole is. This one time I locked the keys in the car (1999 Polo where you can't lock the drivers door but you can sure as hell lock the front passengers door) and had to wait for the Dr Hoffmans to wear off (while I was in the corner staring at the paint texture on the wall for 10 hours), before calling the locksmith. Even after all was sorted and knew what a keyhole was, I braved the drive from Umhlanga to Hillcrest, with my co-pilot though, just to confirm with him if everything was what I was seeing which it was besides the fact that all the cars looked like out of the Noddy cartoon like 50's american style big wings batmobile style. Anyway, we made it.

So my plan is not fool proof, but I think with some planning it can be done.
 
For all the noobs out there, here's a little bit of advice, use it don't use it:

Follow these simple steps for the best shroom experience ever (well, imho, at least it was for me for the first time after decades of some good some bad but now I know why):

Here's my fool proof plan (now that I have one):

Forget about all the strains and source yourself Albino Penis Envy (APE).

I see its labelled (STRONG), don't let that discourage you.

Nothing to be concerned about because even though its strong, it's spirit is such a happy one, nothing like the only other 2, Golden Teachers (mellow chilled teacher experience) and Natal Super Strength (strength alright, nothing else, even 1g doesn't feel nice).

From personal experience, on a scale from 1 to 10:

APE: 10
GT: 5
NSS: 1

My biggest mistake over the years is not actually taking note of what shrooms are what and to be honest, I have chowed many times where I had a ball but had no clue what it was so is useless at the end of the day.

Now that I've experience with 3 (APE was actually a gift and I would have never ever tried it out of choice because I'm such a coward in life, GT and NSS), APE is the only one on my list. The others I never "had fun with".

So now that we know what you need to order, here are the rules:

1. Do it at home.
2. Wear slippers (cold feet suck).
3. Set up in the lounge/tv room (where the music is).
4. Put on your favourite playlist (at least 6 hours).
5 Have blankets on the couches so when you need to rest you can cuddle and be comfortable.

That's it.

Enjoy.

Oh, I've tried up to 3g of GT and NSS, but only 1.5g (only because the gift bag happen to weigh (on my little scale that I weight my grams (of various sorts) on) that amount (thank goodness) of APE and had a blast. Next time I don't even need to do more, 1.5g again, that's how much fun I had, it was perfect.
 
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wingnut771 said:
For all the noobs out there, here's a little bit of advice, use it don't use it:

Follow these simple steps for the best shroom experience ever (well, imho, at least it was for me for the first time after decades of some good some bad but now I know why):

Here's my fool proof plan (now that I have one):

Forget about all the strains and source yourself Albino Penis Envy (APE).

I see its labelled (STRONG), don't let that discourage you.

Nothing to be concerned about because even though its strong, it's spirit is such a happy one, nothing like the only other 2, Golden Teachers (mellow chilled teacher experience) and Natal Super Strength (strength alright, nothing else, even 1g doesn't feel nice).

From personal experience, on a scale from 1 to 10:

APE: 10
GT: 5
NSS: 1

My biggest mistake over the years is not actually taking note of what shrooms are what and to be honest, I have chowed many times where I had a ball but had no clue what it was so is useless at the end of the day.

Now that I've experience with 3 (APE was actually a gift and I would have never ever tried it out of choice because I'm such a coward in life, GT and NSS), APE is the only one on my list. The others I never "had fun with".

So now that we know what you need to order, here are the rules:

1. Do it at home.
2. Wear slippers (cold feet suck).
3. Set up in the lounge/tv room (where the music is).
4. Put on your favourite playlist (at least 6 hours).
5 Have blankets on the couches so when you need to rest you can cuddle and be comfortable.

That's it.

Enjoy.

Oh, I've tried up to 3g of GT and NSS, but only 1.5g of APE and had a blast. Next time I don't even need to do more, 1.5g again, that's how much fun I had, it was perfect.
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IMO doing it out in nature is the way.

Lounge/TV room visuals is not something I would seek out.
 
tetrasect said:
IMO doing it out in nature is the way.

Lounge/TV room visuals is not something I would seek out.
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My problem with that is being away from my comfort zone which is at home.

I can still go into the back garden for nature without having to parra out worrying about bumping into some rando hobo street person.

Each to their own I guess.

I hear you though, if I was 3 days away from any humans then yes, nature is awesome, but otherwise it doesn't matter because absolutely everything is awesome, like this song at volume level 11:


The only way I can describe music on shrooms is that you listen with your eyes closed but you can still "see" it like you're in it.
 
wingnut771 said:
I hear you though, if I was 3 days away from any humans then yes, nature is awesome, but otherwise it doesn't matter because absolutely everything is awesome, like this song at volume level 11:

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Yuck

wingnut771 said:
From personal experience, on a scale from 1 to 10:

APE: 10
GT: 5
NSS: 1
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GT are my favourite. It's more a a nature, happy buzz

tetrasect said:
IMO doing it out in nature is the way.

Lounge/TV room visuals is not something I would seek out.
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I was the same, but then I wouldn't get much of a chance to do mushrooms as it's been so long since we went camping.

Come to think of it, it's been a couple of years since I did mushrooms.
 
Now imagine this song just ending like this, so subtle and like. So beutiful that it catches you by surprise like you can't beleieve its over, so you just lie there under your blanky waiting for something to happen.

Eventually, after a good whiel, after you've enjoyed the first bit of silence in 3 hours, but now realise that enoughis enough and the silence needs to get fixed.

Only problem with this situation is that you don't have a ****ing clue how to operate YouTube (or anything for that matter and you know what, that's okay) if the playlist ends (well, at least the first time this happened to me many years ago when I opened my eyes from the silence (I was lying on the dog bed/pillow in front of the TV) and found all the dogs (rottie, 2 half rottie/boerboel, cocker spaniel and jack russell, well, hand in the air, I don't really remember but I will bet the farm that the cocker spaniel and jack russell didn't give a **** if I was dead (I only remember seeing big dogs around me looking concerned and loyal as ****, nothing like you hear that they eat you when you dead) surrounding me with all their toys dropped on me like they though I was dead and they're offering their most precious thing to them to me as if it would wake me up) the great outdoors on the back garden where somehow I managed to lose my Bolle sunglasses) in the back garden (i think I buried them, as I did a full grid search after and nadda), anyway, I loved those sunnies, never saw them again, never owned another pair since.

Wow, what a wall of text, apologies in advance (arrears?).
 
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